The Adventures of The Phoenix Express (Full)

[hothead1021]

Marthy sighs as he waves his wand in the air and it feels as though Zeke's aura is slightly suppressed "Train code states that all Sucubi, and Incubi must have their sexual aura suppressed until they either exit the train or are in their own reserved room, I plan to keep the train I made clean after all and just limiting it to the rooms makes it easier for me." Marthy simply said as Luke spoke up "If you want to reserve a bedroom, Marthy can help with that." Marthy adjusted his glasses

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Screw that! I'm sleeping on the roof...occasionally. I will take a room if you would do kindly. I just remembered most women arent fond of having sex on top of moving trains or other type vehicles."

[hothead1021]

"Especially ones going 85 MPH at normal speed" Marthy spoke as he took out a piece of paper and filled it out, he then handed Zeke a key titled room 7 "Dinner will be served at around seven, so the middle car will be available then." He said as he put away the paper

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Do I get a roommate? Or do we get our own rooms? And also, are there any women at all?"

[hothead1021]

"You can get a roommate but they must consent, well it's only me, Luke and Henry as staff, we do have a cook, but she doesn't want to be disturbed when she's making dinner." Marthy said as he adjusted his glasses

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Oh really? Whats her name?" I ask out of curiosity.

[hothead1021]

"Her name is Rachel, Henry's sister, she has a tendency to kick the nearest man in the balls that try to get close to her when she's cooking, with the exception of Marthy." Luke spoke as Marthy begins to write in his journal "Don't know why she thinks i'm cute. sees me as a little brother" Marthy simply said

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Well, I'm certainly not gonna interrupt her when she's cooking. Despite having," I then put on some sunglasses and say in a deep voice "Balls of STEEL." After a few moments I remove the sunglasses and toss them aside and say "After all, I too know what it's like when you're cooking. NO interrutpions. But I'd be happy to meet her after dinner."

[hothead1021]

(Ehh, this is my last post for today, Don't worry, I'll post as soon as I wake up tomorrow)

Luke nods "She can be a sweet girl, just lord don't piss her off, to put it this way, her rage can calm wildfires." Luke said as he shivered "Man those bandits gained about 10 octaves that day."

[Oersted]

As Noah was walking about, doll in hand, he ended up near the train station and noticed the people there, seems like that train would leave soon, thinking about it he didn't remember ever riding in a train before...As he got close he noticed one of the people left, paying it no mind he finally got close enough to speak without needing to shout "Uh, excuse me, can any one of you tell me where this train is headed? And if there's still space, how much is a ticket?" he asked with a curious tone, he didn't actually care about the destination, he always found travelling to new places fun, so if the ticket was at a reasonable price he'd opt to take a train ride, he also noted that at least one of them seemed like a colorful fellow, given his loud exclamations from earlier.

[hothead1021]

(Just to recap, everyone is inside the train)

As Henry Came back from the train he noticed Noah asking about the train's destination and price, he smiled as someone calm looking was finally here, he walked up to the man and Greeted him "Hello Newcomer, My name is Henry Volcanus, Conductor of the Phoenix Express, right now this train is about to head to Vesticul The Warrior's city, and you don't need to worry about the pay, Train ride's free." Henry said with a smile "Hey Marthy, It looks like we have a Wayward Vagabond here, set him up with a room I have a feeling he'll be traveling with us for a while." He said as he entered the Front Car and started the train. Marthy then came up to the Wayward Vagabond "Name?" Marthy asked as he got a piece of paper and a pen

A blaring whistle resounded throughout the train station as it began to move

WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!

The train began to move as it headed west to Vesticul, Henry then spoke over in the Microphone "Attention Passengers, Arrival in Vesticul will be within 3 hours, in the meantime, help yourself to dinner in the Middle car in about 25 minutes"

[axc_o]

(sorry man, I was In classes and just came from replying at AJ's)
Paul had gone to the engine room to see that gave life to this "magical cloud" of steel and how it could reach such an amasing speed when the train started moving
"ohhhhh..."
His head pops up into the room to see a empty room
"Hoi, anybuddy here? I guess not"
the man jumps on top of the train and checkes each bagon from outside just at the same time Henry comes back from speaking to the passengers
"sleepyman, nothing, nakedman and glasses... uh, glasses!"
paul catches the thrown glasses and put them on
"ohhhh... nop, don't like them"
He throws the glasses away and continues
"empty, nothing, clear, boring... kitchen? yay!"
Paul climbs down and enters into the kitchen quickly taking out some raw beef and starting making some BBQ sauce. completely ingoring if anyone comes (please, don't make it hurt too much)

[hothead1021]

@axc_o
As Paul entered the kitchen, he saw a red haired woman about the Conductors age. Her hair long hair was tied up and had a hair net on it. She wearing black thighhighs, red shoes, a wine red short skirt dress, her breasts were well sized D cups as she focused on her food with her blazing red eyes, extremely busy with cooking, when she saw Paul enter, she got pissed. "WHAT THE HELL?! I THOUGHT I TOLD BROTHER THAT NO ONE ENTERS THE KITCHEN!" she was about to take the nearest hanging frying pan to smack Paul when she saw him making BBQ sauce. curious, she watched him make it as she finished making the wide variety of food for dinner. "What seasonings do you put on your sauce? I'll give you a chance to explain what the hell you're doing here." She said with arms crossed as she held a frying pan in one hand, it was dent meaning that it was used before.

[ShadowTengu]

Spoiler: show

(Holy crap this updates fast! Hahaha! I'll have to step my game up! )

Marthy then came up to the Wayward Vagabond "Name?" Marthy asked as he got a piece of paper and a pen

The loud whistle had woken Conrad from his nap, only to see that someone was looming over him with a pen and paper... "Huzzuh wha? What the...? Oh! Um I've uh... um... (Shit) Uh, My name is... ... Alright, I'm just gonna come clean... I don't exactly have a ticke-" He interrupted himself, noticing the letter, and money, on his lap.

"Don't worry about the pay, the ride is free for all customers."

"Huh... Well then, ain't that convenient?... *Deep inhale* Sigh... Well, they call me Conrad Bardel... Sorry about the whole sneaking on the train thing but I'd rather get smacked around by a disgruntled ticket carrier, no offence, than spend the next five days locked in some monster woman's den getting milked for spirit energy cause I had to walk to the next town... Speaking of towns where's this thing headed? I heard that there was a decent mining operation out west and... well I need to get money somehow as if that weren't painfully obvious...

"Attention Passengers, Arrival in Vesticul will be within 3 hours, in the meantime, help yourself to dinner in the Middle car in about 25 minutes"

*GROAAAAN* "Ugh.... God... when was the last time I ate? Two days ago, maybe? Sigh, well hope it's all you can eat... Guess this is what the money's for if it isn't for the ticket..." Conrad said getting up and heading to the dining car. "Oh and you don't mind if I keep a few guns on me do you? Never can be too careful eh?"

[axc_o]

the man pulled out a wok from his back and light the fire
"Uh? oh hi! I didn't see you before. I'm called Paul and this is a familiar recipe"
Paul said as he crushed some garlic with his hands and
"my mother used to make alooooot of this when children and I learned cause I wanted to eat more than she wanted to cook for me"
Picking a pitch black pepper he slices it and adds two thin slices to the wok
"you see, it has diluted alraune nectar, Helly Chilly, some Oni Sake, Soy sauce, tomato sauce, garlic, vinegar, molasses, corny syrup, lake water, tamarind, anchovies, Demi onions, shallots, cloves and a teaspoon of dry mustard"
the man said as he added some heavy minced onions to the mix and cooked them in low fire until the garlic and the onions brown
"by the way, what's yar name?"

[hothead1021]

@Shadowtengu and Oersted
Marthy notices that Conrad was awake and bowed to him as he wrote his name on a piece of Paper, and Gave him a key which said room 5 "The food's also free, gave you money cause I wanted to." Marthy simply said as he gave Conrad the key "Everything's free, resident bounty Hunter pays for everything here. you can keep weaponry in your room if you wish" Marthy said as he focused back on Noah, Luke smiled at Conrad "So Marthy gave you some of his cash huh? don't worry too much about it, he's a nice guy at heart, he just doesn't like to say much." Luke smiled as he held a hand for Conrad to shake "Luke Aquias, Bounty Hunter."

@axc_o
Rachel nodded as the man explained the recipe then smiled "I see, the Name is Rachel Volcanus, I'm the cook for this train. Now normally I don't let anyone else cook with me, but I guess I can make an exception seeing as how you're one of the few good men I've seen skilled with a wok." She said with a slight chuckle "Think you can make more? I think the passengers might like this BBQ sauce."

[Oersted]

Noah nodded as he listened to Henry and then gave a surprised look when he told him that the ride was free "Free? That's unexpected, especially given how nice this train looks." well, he wasn't going to complain that's for sure. After telling him that little information the conductor left for the front car and another man came up and talked to him " Well, hello. I'm Noah Radcliffe, a wandering enchanter."

When the sound of the whistle was heard Noah winced "Ow, that's going to take some getting used to..." he said, rubbing one of his ears with his free hand, and then he heard the announcement, so it would take around 3 hours to reach that other city and dinner was in more or less 25 minutes, he made a mental note about that while wondering what to do to pass time.

[axc_o]

"Really? thanks! It was really hard to learn to make my own food, but after years of failure I finally got a hand for cooking"
Paul smiled as he added some other ingredients to the wok
"by the way, are you familiar with Henry the engineer of this train? from just the looks I can't say if your his sister or the multifaceted beautiful girl his family adopted" he said trying to joke a bit "this one here will be ready in four minutes, since I eat a lot I think it will be enough for the three guys I saw while coming here and I'll make another ration for you, henry, mary, luka and me...I said the names correctly, right?"

[ShadowTengu]

Conrad only smiled. "Heh, Conrad Bardel... Drifter. Hahaha!" Laughing heartily as he took the bounty hunter's hand and gave it a vigorous shake. "So this whole thing is free of charge eh? You must do one hell of a job to pay for all of this... So, does every passenger get a room? I kinda find it hard to believe that this thing is completely non-profit... Though with some of the wanted posters I've seen it makes slight sense..." *GROAMBLEUM!* "Crap, this things been bugging me all week! What's on the menu? Hahaha!" He said practically forgetting his indoor voice, though it wasn't hard to understand why. (This HAS to be too good to be true... Hold on lemme make sure) "So do these rooms have any showers? Also do you guys do laundry?... Sorry bout that dusty smell but I can't exactly afford lodging of any kind! HA! Hell, I can't even spare a few coins for the laundromat!... ... Well, I guess you'd have to be me to find that funny..."

[hothead1021]

@Oersted
Noah noticed that Marthy was quickly writing something in the roster until he walked up to him gave him his room key titled room 8 "You can place your belongings in your room." Marthy adjusted his glasses "Enchanter right?" Marthy asked

@axc_o
Rachel giggled "I'm his little sister, oh and you mean Luke and Marthy right?" She smiled as she bowed "Thanks, I'd like that, mind helping me season the food?" She asked as ashe got some spices out for both of them to flavor the wide variety of food from beef, to chicken, to salads to even fish and rice.

@Shadowtengu
Luke smiles "we do have bathrooms, the maker of this train made sure that everyone on it would have a pleasant experience to it." he looked at his clothes "I don't know about a laundromat, but we can give you a washing board and some soap if you need it." Luke chuckled "Not only does the train get it's pay from the bounties I get, but also from the items this train transport, right now we are transporting high quality weapons to Vesticul as we speak, so this train does need bodyguards from the occasional bandits.