ShadowTengu's Art and Comics Corner

[Tsar CUBE]

[Wear the fur rug as a cape before starting up Skyrim on computer]

[PAZ]

[Wear the fur rug as a cape before starting up Skyrim on computer]

*Music start* Dovahkiin, dovahkiin. Naal ok zin los vahriin! Wah dein, vokul, mahfaeraak ahst vaal!

It strangely resemble malay so I can sing that with no problem.

[ShadowTengu]

[Wear the fur rug as a cape before starting up Skyrim on computer]

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You unpin your fuzzy animal skin rug from the ground and don it like a cape. It is quite warm, and also itchy as all #@%$. You can feel the scratchyness on your back even though you are wearing two layers of shirts.
You right click the steam icon on your computer's taskbar. And select "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" from the list of titles that appear. It seems as though you have been playing Team Fortress 2 quite frequently as it is the first thing on the list. You take a moment to scan your desktop while the game loads. When suddenly...

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Steam Client Update!?!??

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You silently scream an expletive in your head before it is prematurely cut off by the sound of your door being knocked on....

[Tsar CUBE]

Dude, this is frigging hilarious, and was pretty fast too O_O



[Put on your best pair of shades and answer the door while wearing the shades and the rug like a cape]

[ShadowTengu]

Continuing to wear the rug as an over sized cape you quickly acquire and equip your "Simon Replica Shades(Black)" And rush over to the door, answering it like a smooth criminal...

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It's Cindy the salamander! She's one of the first monster girls you gained as a crew member. She doesn't look too pleased by your antics though. More annoyed than anything really...
You say "Sup."
She says what the #%@$ are you doing?
You ask how she's doing that thing with her mouth?
She says Don't worry about it.
You ask her what she wants?
She says that she only came over here to wake your lazy %$! up and that breakfast is on the burner...
You say okay....

[Tsar CUBE]

Alright... I officially dub this thread to be epic comedy :XD

I have been laughing for five minutes straight now

[Continue smiling EXACTLY as you were while opening the door and ask her if SHE is one of the items on the menu today, cause if she is you wont need the hot sauce cause she's ON FIRE! This morning.]

[musical74]

*Cindy: What, are you playing *So you wanna be a hero?* again?!*

There's actually a game called that, Quest for Glory: So you want to be a hero, fun game. Anyway, a certain tempermental vampiress is wondering if you are going to do a pic of her comforting Cassie or something along those lines

[ShadowTengu]

[Continue smiling EXACTLY as you were while opening the door and ask her if SHE is one of the items on the menu today, cause if she is you wont need the hot sauce cause she's ON FIRE! This morning.]

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You drop a groan worthy pick up line at the annoyed Salamander. Surprisingly, it has an annoyance lowering effect on her as she sighs a sigh of aggravating familiarity...
She says Not this morning..
You say lunch then?
She says no.
You say dinner?
She says enough with this %$@&@$%#, take off the ridiculous get up and come eat!

(And Musical I haven't forgotten about my drawing for you I just needed something to improve my work ethic so I could get onto your request. I'll get it to you soon buddy! )

[Tsar CUBE]

Man, I'm loving this, it's hilarious

[Follow her with your awesome costume still on and pull a chair out for her like a "gentleman" so she can sit at the table first]

[Flare]

[Wear the fur rug as a cape before starting up Skyrim on computer]

*Music start* Dovahkiin, dovahkiin. Naal ok zin los vahriin! Wah dein, vokul, mahfaeraak ahst vaal!

It strangely resemble malay so I can sing that with no problem.

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[PAZ]

FINALLY, someone can sing it and use it on another cover.

[musical74]

[While pulling a chair out and being a *gentleman*, saw *anything for you, my sweet*]

(Yeah yeah I know, salamander is probably gonna think *oh geez what a corny line* but hey)

[ShadowTengu]

[Follow her with your awesome costume still on and pull a chair out for her like a "gentleman" so she can sit at the table first]

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You follow her down the hall making sure that she knows just how incredibly good looking you are in this ensemble. Hell you could probably make a living out of being this incredibly good looking.

Within mere seconds you arrive at the dining room...

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It looks like Cindy won't be the first one to sit at the table though as Karen the Cyclops mechanic is already sitting down waiting for breakfast.

Wait... Are those... PANCAKES!? God, do you love your Nekomata chef Kittue... She's so frigging adorable...

Anyway, better be the gentleman and pull out a chair for your no doubt annoyed Salamander here...

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[While pulling a chair out and being a *gentleman*, saw *anything for you, my sweet*]

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Oh crap... it seems that the amount of your shenanigans that Cindy can take has finally reached zero, prompting a quick dragon punch...

*CRITICAL HIT!!!*

Oh... well, it seems as though you've been knocked out... You'll probably wake up in an hour or so missing 5 gems... if you had any on you.

(PS: Musical I finished a concept sketch of Mina that I wanted you to check for me.)

Spoiler: show

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[PAZ]

Haha, I love the corruption of Champion reference.

[Tsar CUBE]

[Get up as soon as you wake up and find out the most important thing of the day... are there any pancakes left?]

And the pics were frigging awesome keep it up, this comedy is gold

[musical74]

On the sketch, I like it

[Wonder, as you are hoping there's pancakes left, who the heck is trying to revive you by waving a very pretty hand back and forth]

[L337 m4n]

Damn this is a laugh riot. Curious but what goes through your head as you make these to know what to do aside from responses from the people here?

[Tsar CUBE]

Are you still doing these man? Haven't seen updates in a while

[ShadowTengu]

Okay whoo! PROGRESS PEOPLE!!! Anyway, 1. about the comic thing. I've actually given it some thought and I think I'm going to start a whole new(Original!) story as opposed to this "play by request" thing that I've been doing. My main reason for this decision is because A. there really hasn't been much interest in it other than Tsar and Musical's input, and B. Not being bound by the people let's me make better quality work.

Anywho AAAAAAAAARRRRRTTT!!!!

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This is one that I've been fretting over all summer. Mostly just procrastination and I finally got fed up with myself and nixed anymore shading on it. Also, I didn't use the line tool on it... or my next drawing.

On a lighter note, who wants chocolate milk!!??!

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[Tsar CUBE]

*Raises hand for the Chocolate Milk*

Great Minataur, does she really produce chocolate milk?