Gyoubu Tanuki

[musical74]

Hmmmmm

She's sneaky, definitely one to be careful of...but with my *wealth* I think she'd take one look at me, think *this boy's so poor he makes the poor look rich* and flat out ignore me

[FlashGrenade0]

Eh, so long as you looked good enough to where she'd attempt to convince you that you owed her a "debt", I think you're golden bro. (pun completely unintended. )

[Blake81]

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Improved Official Profile.

For some reason, I dislike the word ``Defanged´´, it would be better if they used ``tamed´´ or something similar. Defanged makes it seem like the man was made completely into something completely useless.

[GorgonMage]

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Improved Official Profile.

For some reason, I dislike the word ``Defanged´´, it would be better if they used ``tamed´´ or something similar. Defanged makes it seem like the man was made completely into something completely useless.[/quote]

^_^ For some reason "defanged" makes me think of a man totally exhausted fropm sex. Nice translation. I can see that she is a monstergirl who drives a hard bargin.

[dragonstryke58]

Yeah, I don't really care for the word defanged, though not in a sense you're thinking though. I think my problem with it is just that it seems to imply that men are dangerous to MGs and need to be defanged in order for them to get along with MGs. I'm pretty sure that we don't need to be defanged in order to call any MG our lover.

Also, I noticed you changed the Gyoubu Danuki to Gyoubu Tanuki. I'll add a note in the first post saying we changed it to for clarification purposes or something.

[GorgonMage]

Yeah as a snake person I'm not fond of that word either. I don't think men are all that dangerous to most mosntergirls. In fact I think the Tanuki is one of the more dangerous MGs out there. Not only does she want your money, she wants your body as well.

[FlashGrenade0]

Hostile Takeover in every conceivable figurative sense of the terms. That's what I'm gettin' from the profile. And quite frankly, I think I have a lil too much pride to let some random raccoon run roughshod over my entire existence.

[GorgonMage]

Hostile Takeover in every conceivable figurative sense of the terms. That's what I'm gettin' from the profile. And quite frankly, I think I have a lil too much pride to let some random raccoon run roughshod over my entire existence.

^_^ Hey she's a woman. And sooner of later EVERY man ends up being controlled by a lady. It's just how life works. Best to except it

[FlashGrenade0]

And that precise logic you just presented is exactly WHY I never want it to happen with me. Because it's applied as the norm. I do not wish for my freedom to make my own decisions to be kept from me.

[dragonstryke58]

^_^ Hey she's a woman. And sooner of later EVERY man ends up being controlled by a lady. It's just how life works.

I wrote this on the other forum...

The man is the head of the family. His wife is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she wants.

I guess with the Gyoubu Tanuki, is more along the lines of the golden rule. She who has the gold makes the rules.

[GorgonMage]

Well it's very true. Woman rule the world because men think with their peekers. The Tanuki knows this and uses it to her advantage.

[musical74]

Still think she'd ignore me because my net worth is so bad

*Wonders what he has that could possible be of interest to the Tanuki...and comes up with not much*

[FlashGrenade0]

And what of the very few that use their minds?

[GorgonMage]

And what of the very few that use their minds?

You mean Rezeed, Feathers and Tsar? They're all spoken for I think.

[FlashGrenade0]

Saw what you did there.

Anyways, with such an ambition being the case for a Tanuki, then that means she needs to be taken down a peg before her swelled head swells even larger than it is. Bein' wily and cunning enough to get to the top is one thing, but believing yourself untouchable is the first drastic step to your downfall.

[GorgonMage]

Taking her down a peg might be more difficult than you think. She is very clever.

[FlashGrenade0]

That's already been established. What HASN'T however, is the fact that should someone capitalize upon her confidence in her cleverness as a weakness waiting to be exploited....welp, that's a lotta work on her account goin' right down the drain.

[Shadow of Legend]

the heart shaped fruits are ones that actually raise a woman's attractiveness and sex drive, I believe they were called Gnome fruits, so she's selling those types of merchandise as well

It says somewhere that they're called "Prisoner Fruits".

^_^ For some reason "defanged" makes me think of a man totally exhausted fropm sex. Nice translation. I can see that she is a monstergirl who drives a hard bargin.

Alexandra can tell you that such a thing never happens with me. *Pervy grin*

^_^ Hey she's a woman. And sooner of later EVERY man ends up being controlled by a lady. It's just how life works. Best to except it

Sol would be an exception to that rule. He is completely uncontrollable, and only listens to me because he loves me.

I think you're exaggerating a bit...





To capitalize on the RE4 Merchant stuff from earlier (I'm surprised nobody thought up anything like this yet...), here's a little skit:


A Danuki is sitting on her blanket, with several wares strewn out on display. A Succubus comes along looking to buy something.

Danuki: "What're ya buyin'?"

The Succubus looks over everything and picks out an item.

Danuki: "Stranga, stranga, now that's a dildo!"

[FlashGrenade0]

Hah! Nice one SoL! That totally just made mah day right there.

[GorgonMage]

^//^ I can't imagine a Succubi needing a dildo. But it's an fun image. And if she did want one the Tanuki would be the lady to get one from.