Technically speaking, the man becomes a "Honey-do" Your Amazon wife works/gets the food, while you do the house chores. I wish I have an amazon wife, I'm really good at cleaningPopeatine wrote:I dont get why it is assumed Amazons are cruel to their husbands; like all monsters they love their husbands.
Is not like she demands much from you beyond sex; in exchange you get free housing; food and a sexy chocolate skinned wife who has sex with you at wilk and will also turn the face of anyone who mess with you into a red paste.
Nothing hotter than a girl who kick asses and having sex with her.
Granted Jinko still beat her in my favs. But damn.. .. this chocolate skin; I will have to find a Jinko with that sexy skin.
Amazoness
- Hood
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Re: Amazoness
There are those who would scorn good-natured people. Even if God himself will
not show his face, a heartful person will one day take God's place in
visiting Judgement upon them. This is what is known as "Divine Retribution"
not show his face, a heartful person will one day take God's place in
visiting Judgement upon them. This is what is known as "Divine Retribution"
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Re: Amazoness
Yeah, I really don't see why a lot of people consider the Amazoness to be so bad and you get lots of Snu-Snu. Aside from doing house chores (which would not be so tiring considering an Amazoness house would be like a hut or wooden shack) you got to do whatever you want, your wife goes hunting? Well you can spend the rest of your day doing "civil service" by "feeding" the unmarried Amazonesses .Hood wrote:Technically speaking, the man becomes a "Honey-do" Your Amazon wife works/gets the food, while you do the house chores. I wish I have an amazon wife, I'm really good at cleaningPopeatine wrote:I dont get why it is assumed Amazons are cruel to their husbands; like all monsters they love their husbands.
Is not like she demands much from you beyond sex; in exchange you get free housing; food and a sexy chocolate skinned wife who has sex with you at wilk and will also turn the face of anyone who mess with you into a red paste.
Nothing hotter than a girl who kick asses and having sex with her.
Granted Jinko still beat her in my favs. But damn.. .. this chocolate skin; I will have to find a Jinko with that sexy skin.
Favorite Monster Girls: Monster Girls that are muscular and know how to kick asses.
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Re: Amazoness
Popeatine wrote:Yeah, I really don't see why a lot of people consider the Amazoness to be so bad and you get lots of Snu-Snu. Aside from doing house chores (which would not be so tiring considering an Amazoness house would be like a hut or wooden shack) you got to do whatever you want, your wife goes hunting? Well you can spend the rest of your day doing "civil service" by "feeding" the unmarried Amazonesses .
...... Well, that's..... <---- Thinks it doesn't sound so bad.
- dragonstryke58
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Re: Amazoness
Unfortunate for me...or her...I suck at household chores. My version of cleaning my room is the relocation of organized chaos from the floor to the bed in daytime and bed to the floor at night.
I thought that love had given up on me...but while I was here, I found that love had different shapes and was in different places. I experienced so many types of love. After traveling this world, I can say this for certain: I love monster girls! --Shuu from To the World of MGE
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Re: Amazoness
Consider this is an Amazoness home, the settings state that the majority of monsters live in caves and makeshift homes, some of them live in villages like the Amazonesses but I doubt you will have a lot of trouble cleaning a living that will most likely be a small wooden shack, most likely a single dormitory and some space to eat the food and perhaps do some training, even if the married Amazonesses having become "elite warriors" are rewarded by being given bigger homes I doubt you will find something challenging to clean. Considering their society is warrior oriented I doubt there will me much of a mess.dragonstryke58 wrote:Unfortunate for me...or her...I suck at household chores. My version of cleaning my room is the relocation of organized chaos from the floor to the bed in daytime and bed to the floor at night.
You would have to go to monsters like Inaris and Gyobou Danukis to find big living places.
Your main obligation there I think would be have sex with her and keep her happy, though I am almost certain that when your wife goes to fight (considering the "elite warriors aka married Amazons" would be the minority among Amazons) your main duty would be to "support" unmarried Amazoness (since they literally eat semen), this makes actually life in an Amazon Village seem quite amusing. Before you realize you have your own fanclub of sexy chocolate skinned warrior women , that is until they get a husband themselves and no longer need your "services" that is, but it would be fun.
More interesting this is if taken with the implications of the Incubus profile, which state powerful Incubuses will gather harems and that Succubi-type monsters (of which Amazoness is one of them) are specially good for transforming a man into an Incubi fast.
When venturing outside of the village imagine the sheer badassery of entering a place being escorted by 5 beautiful and deadly warrior girls that go totally when around you, all of them who are the elite among the Amazon warriors .
Favorite Monster Girls: Monster Girls that are muscular and know how to kick asses.
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Re: Amazoness
My version of cleaning applies to a small 10' x 10' room...so about 3 sq. meters if you use metric. There's just maybe 25-30% of it clean (and that spot moves throughout the day - like I said from the floor to my bed then my bed to the floor - and some spots are just perpetually messy). I am pretty sure I'd fail as a househusband with cleaning skills like that.Popeatine wrote:Consider this is an Amazoness home, the settings state that the majority of monsters live in caves and makeshift homes, some of them live in villages like the Amazonesses but I doubt you will have a lot of trouble cleaning a living that will most likely be a small wooden shack, most likely a single dormitory and some space to eat the food and perhaps do some training, even if the married Amazonesses having become "elite warriors" are rewarded by being given bigger homes I doubt you will find something challenging to clean.
I thought that love had given up on me...but while I was here, I found that love had different shapes and was in different places. I experienced so many types of love. After traveling this world, I can say this for certain: I love monster girls! --Shuu from To the World of MGE
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Re: Amazoness
Organizing, problem solving, and general neatness are all strong skills of mine. I'd probably do well..to the point of obsession, if it was a marriage commitment, heh! ^^;
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Re: Amazoness
I think it is okay as long as your cleaning makes the place at least habitable, if no, well you are getting rough sex daily.dragonstryke58 wrote:My version of cleaning applies to a small 10' x 10' room...so about 3 sq. meters if you use metric. There's just maybe 25-30% of it clean (and that spot moves throughout the day - like I said from the floor to my bed then my bed to the floor - and some spots are just perpetually messy). I am pretty sure I'd fail as a househusband with cleaning skills like that.Popeatine wrote:Consider this is an Amazoness home, the settings state that the majority of monsters live in caves and makeshift homes, some of them live in villages like the Amazonesses but I doubt you will have a lot of trouble cleaning a living that will most likely be a small wooden shack, most likely a single dormitory and some space to eat the food and perhaps do some training, even if the married Amazonesses having become "elite warriors" are rewarded by being given bigger homes I doubt you will find something challenging to clean.
Favorite Monster Girls: Monster Girls that are muscular and know how to kick asses.
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Re: Amazoness
Attacking human settlements for males for their tribes.
A marriage based on the lust of the succubus.
And the honour of the Amazon.
Later you become hers, property of her affections, a true wife of men, no matter your position to her whims and requests, you have no choice in the manner.
A marriage based on the lust of the succubus.
And the honour of the Amazon.
Later you become hers, property of her affections, a true wife of men, no matter your position to her whims and requests, you have no choice in the manner.
I can hear the weight in your feet, but your voice carries no weight here...yet you had cared once. Before the fighting, before the change, before you lost your humanity.
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Re: Amazoness
Unless you have a shotgun, because you know...shotguns are imbued with a respect enchantment by defaultThe Isolationist wrote:Attacking human settlements for males for their tribes.
A marriage based on the lust of the succubus.
And the honour of the Amazon.
Later you become hers, property of her affections, a true wife of men, no matter your position to her whims and requests, you have no choice in the manner.
If you think of me as nothing more than a mere wanderer...you are trully mistaken, because I can destroy the very fabric of your being with the power bestowed upon me.
Where there is a question there is an answer, where there is an option there is another, my path is mine alone to make.
Death? I have gotten used to it, for I cannot die...I come back every time.
Where there is a question there is an answer, where there is an option there is another, my path is mine alone to make.
Death? I have gotten used to it, for I cannot die...I come back every time.
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Re: Amazoness
It's easy to confuse respect with dishonour.
Black powder and steel represent the power that they bring.
But on the stand point of honour.
A coward hides behind their cannons and feel save behind the wall of iron.
A warrior forgoes these tools and fights with the only weapon one should use, their mind.
Black powder and steel represent the power that they bring.
But on the stand point of honour.
A coward hides behind their cannons and feel save behind the wall of iron.
A warrior forgoes these tools and fights with the only weapon one should use, their mind.
I can hear the weight in your feet, but your voice carries no weight here...yet you had cared once. Before the fighting, before the change, before you lost your humanity.
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Re: Amazoness
The mind and skill are two different things.
one, if clever enough, can manipulate his surroundings in order to win the battle.
but when there is no such chance to prepare.
It all comes down to their skill
only combat skill will prove useful against an opponent.
but in the end.
what can one do when faced by an entire clan?
if not fight to the bitter end.
or run away to fight another day?
what would be your choice?
one, if clever enough, can manipulate his surroundings in order to win the battle.
but when there is no such chance to prepare.
It all comes down to their skill
only combat skill will prove useful against an opponent.
but in the end.
what can one do when faced by an entire clan?
if not fight to the bitter end.
or run away to fight another day?
what would be your choice?
If you think of me as nothing more than a mere wanderer...you are trully mistaken, because I can destroy the very fabric of your being with the power bestowed upon me.
Where there is a question there is an answer, where there is an option there is another, my path is mine alone to make.
Death? I have gotten used to it, for I cannot die...I come back every time.
Where there is a question there is an answer, where there is an option there is another, my path is mine alone to make.
Death? I have gotten used to it, for I cannot die...I come back every time.
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Re: Amazoness
Skill of the body.
Skill of the heart.
Are all trials that one has to go through.
To understand the workings of love.
A just feeling and emotion that locks and binds two souls together.
What can one do when faced with these things?
Walk proudly.
With your head held high.
For you master your own fate.
Not the pebbles that are thrown into the river.
Skill of the heart.
Are all trials that one has to go through.
To understand the workings of love.
A just feeling and emotion that locks and binds two souls together.
What can one do when faced with these things?
Walk proudly.
With your head held high.
For you master your own fate.
Not the pebbles that are thrown into the river.
I can hear the weight in your feet, but your voice carries no weight here...yet you had cared once. Before the fighting, before the change, before you lost your humanity.