FlashGrenade0 wrote:And y'know how sometimes those Yandere chicks seem to have all the foresight an' cunning of a weasel in its prime most'o the time? What about THOSE kinda Succubi? One of which that would throw the whole "Nice try, but love is supposed to be unconditional. That's how my love is. Now matter what you say or what you do, I will only love you and you will only love me.......right? *unnerving smile*"
That would probably provoke me to say, "Are you doubting me!? Doubting my loyalty!? Come here!" and proceed to bang her for the rest of the day.
Either that, or I'd accuse her of not really loving me, since she seems to not trust me, and trust is a very important part of love. At some point, I'd have to ask her why she's questioning me about that, since I'd have been displaying Jeremiah Gottwald-level loyalty to her the whole time.
Basically, the way I envisioned my "comeback" earlier would go is something like this:
Succubus: "I don't like it when you talk to other women."
Guy: "It's just talking."
Succubus: "Don't you see how they look at you!? When you talk to them, they try to tempt you! What if you give in?"
Guy: "If you really do love me, honey, you'll believe me and trust me when I promise that I'll be eternally faithful to you. You'll have enough faith in my love for you to know for certain that I'll never betray you. Ever. You doubting my loyalty like this is an insult to me and really hurts my feelings."
Succubus: *Freezes in shock* "...I've hurt you..." *Starts crying and glomps him* "I'm sorry! I never should have doubted you! Forgive me!"
In other words, the guy tells her that she hurt his feelings with her accusation of unfaithfulness or whatever, she freaks out over it, seriously thinking about "punishing" herself (probably by self-inflicted wounds, as that seems to be the most common thing for that) for doubting him, but he forgives her before she can and they have "make-up sex".
