Chapter 01 Guess hoes comming to dinner
Spoiler: show
No one ever imagined that our first contact with an "alien" civilization wouldn’t be with one as technologically advanced as comics and movies showed us, but instead, with a more medieval and (as incredible and absurd this may sound) more magic oriented one.
It all started at the beginning of the year 2012, with sights of, in the best of cases, strange looking women and, in the more incredible occasion, fantasy and legend made real. Now, without the help of these sightings, people was already freaked enough with all the "end of the world" crap and this encounters only magnified the fear and chaos.
I mean with all the "worlds going to end this year" shit going on, what would you expect people thought when an Alice was spotted, at a church on New Year’s Eve, happily listening the late Christmas Carols, only to be confronted by the head priest, crucifix at hand, demanding her to leave the House of the Lord.
Alice: But...
Priest: Be gone you...
Alice: I only came here 'cause the song was cute; sorry if I'm annoying you mister.
Priest: Whaa...?
And like that, she got up from her seat, and like a Little Red Riding Hood wannabe, she playfully started to jump towards the exit while singing "Jingle Bells". After that, the priest only managed to say "what the fuck?" before collapsing.
And what do you say about the Baphomet trio looking for plushies in Toys 'R' Us. Luckily for them (and for the employees and customers present at that precise moment) they got the toys for free (Seriously, if the rumors are true, I really don't want to find out what does it feels like to be bitch slapped by that “little girls”).
Or maybe, just maybe, you remember one of the most memorable scenes (if not the most) of all these sightings going on. A fantasy made real in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, when a group of at least 15 mermaids were spotted ¡¡¡¡¡TOPPLESS!!!!! by a group of horny High-Schoolers. Everybody thought Spring break arrived earlier this year. (Okay, maybe they were Merrows but one of the lucky bastards swore that he saw a bit of blue before collapsing due blood loss).
And what can you say about the two Onis having the time of their lives during the Oktoberfest while all people looked in disbelief.
And the group of forest dwellers (elves, dryads and fairies) feeling at home in the Scarborough Faire Fest.
Days became weeks, weeks became months, and finally, the day arrived, December 21st , Year 2012...
It all started at the beginning of the year 2012, with sights of, in the best of cases, strange looking women and, in the more incredible occasion, fantasy and legend made real. Now, without the help of these sightings, people was already freaked enough with all the "end of the world" crap and this encounters only magnified the fear and chaos.
I mean with all the "worlds going to end this year" shit going on, what would you expect people thought when an Alice was spotted, at a church on New Year’s Eve, happily listening the late Christmas Carols, only to be confronted by the head priest, crucifix at hand, demanding her to leave the House of the Lord.
Alice: But...
Priest: Be gone you...
Alice: I only came here 'cause the song was cute; sorry if I'm annoying you mister.
Priest: Whaa...?
And like that, she got up from her seat, and like a Little Red Riding Hood wannabe, she playfully started to jump towards the exit while singing "Jingle Bells". After that, the priest only managed to say "what the fuck?" before collapsing.
And what do you say about the Baphomet trio looking for plushies in Toys 'R' Us. Luckily for them (and for the employees and customers present at that precise moment) they got the toys for free (Seriously, if the rumors are true, I really don't want to find out what does it feels like to be bitch slapped by that “little girls”).
Or maybe, just maybe, you remember one of the most memorable scenes (if not the most) of all these sightings going on. A fantasy made real in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, when a group of at least 15 mermaids were spotted ¡¡¡¡¡TOPPLESS!!!!! by a group of horny High-Schoolers. Everybody thought Spring break arrived earlier this year. (Okay, maybe they were Merrows but one of the lucky bastards swore that he saw a bit of blue before collapsing due blood loss).
And what can you say about the two Onis having the time of their lives during the Oktoberfest while all people looked in disbelief.
And the group of forest dwellers (elves, dryads and fairies) feeling at home in the Scarborough Faire Fest.
Days became weeks, weeks became months, and finally, the day arrived, December 21st , Year 2012...
Spoiler: show
December 21st, Year 2012, 11:59 P.M. No matter what is going to happen, everybody is waiting.
Suddenly, a powerful yet charming voice was heard all around the globe and, no matter the continent, country, language and believing, all the sentient beings on this planet were able to understand it.
"Humans of this world please do not be afraid; we mean you no harm. Actually we came looking for your help. Our race is at great peril, we are facing extinction so we need your assistance because that it’s the only way we can thrive again. If you accept to help us, we will show you knowledge beyond anything you could imagine, we will prolong your lifespan to hundreds or even thousands of years and your physical bodies will be immune to time, age and disease. On top of that, you won’t need to be worried about your overpopulation problems you are facing, because we will give you access to our world, which is richer and more colossal than yours"
Everybody was expectant
"We have contacted your leaders, they have accepted our terms and conditions; now, the choice is yours"
All people of all over the world began to talk to each other.
"Who are you, what are you?"
"Someone in real need of help and someone who can give you an appropriate reward if you decide to cooperate with us"
“What…what kind of cooperation?”
“It will be complicate to explain right now but I assure you, it’s for our mutual benefit, so I beg of you, trust us, this is our last chance of survival”
"What do you…look like"? A young boy asked with curiosity.
"We possess a diverse range of forms, but I assure you that all you or at least the great majority of your people, will find our forms…pleasant."
"What do you mean by pleasant, cannot you give us an example or something? " A teenage girl asked.
"There's no need, because some of our shapes are widely known by your kind"
"We...know you... I mean, we know what do you look like?" A police officer asked this time.
"In your myths and legends, you have spoken of some of us, but time tends to distort reality and that´s when fact becomes legend, and legend becomes myth. I need you to remain calm and to be understanding with us, because some of our shapes could be considered, well, evil in a lot of your religious teachings, but I can assure you, the only thing we want, is to live in peace at your side”
Once more, the whole world began to whisper.
“The rest of the information you asked for, will be implanted directly into your mind. I will only ask for your thrust and comprehension, because we need each other and our mutual benefit could be immense"
Sounds and images filled the minds of the inhabitants of planet Earth. Once the information was finally “loaded” in the brains and minds of all people around the globe, finally realized what does that mysterious voice meant when it said "Myth and Legend".
Suddenly, the fantasy was made real when said creatures of myth began to appear among the human mass congregated on the streets. They were what some people will call "mamono" or "monster girls" in a near future. All of them were strange, but at the same time, charming and desirable.
The new comers gave their new hosts signs of respect like a solemn vow in the case of a pointy eared female knight or a present of sorts, something a small girl with a blue frilled dress did. That little girl´s head was crowned by a pair of red horns, and a red tail with a heart shaped end, moved excited behind her.
“For you, grandpa!!!” She said enthusiastically as she gave a flower ornament to an old man next to her.
In The next couple of weeks, a lot of immigrants from both sides; human and mamono, took the first step in their new lives, crossing to the other world/planet, thanks to portals made by the Demon Lord herself.
This is how we made contact for the first time with an alien race and interplanetary colonization started (although, not with high-tech devices like everybody imagined at the beginning.)
We humans are an adaptable race, and the ones who crossed the gate found a new way of life and even happiness, but this time we are not going to focus on our race, no, this time we will be focused on the mamono side of the story as our new guests adapted to our way of life.
Suddenly, a powerful yet charming voice was heard all around the globe and, no matter the continent, country, language and believing, all the sentient beings on this planet were able to understand it.
"Humans of this world please do not be afraid; we mean you no harm. Actually we came looking for your help. Our race is at great peril, we are facing extinction so we need your assistance because that it’s the only way we can thrive again. If you accept to help us, we will show you knowledge beyond anything you could imagine, we will prolong your lifespan to hundreds or even thousands of years and your physical bodies will be immune to time, age and disease. On top of that, you won’t need to be worried about your overpopulation problems you are facing, because we will give you access to our world, which is richer and more colossal than yours"
Everybody was expectant
"We have contacted your leaders, they have accepted our terms and conditions; now, the choice is yours"
All people of all over the world began to talk to each other.
"Who are you, what are you?"
"Someone in real need of help and someone who can give you an appropriate reward if you decide to cooperate with us"
“What…what kind of cooperation?”
“It will be complicate to explain right now but I assure you, it’s for our mutual benefit, so I beg of you, trust us, this is our last chance of survival”
"What do you…look like"? A young boy asked with curiosity.
"We possess a diverse range of forms, but I assure you that all you or at least the great majority of your people, will find our forms…pleasant."
"What do you mean by pleasant, cannot you give us an example or something? " A teenage girl asked.
"There's no need, because some of our shapes are widely known by your kind"
"We...know you... I mean, we know what do you look like?" A police officer asked this time.
"In your myths and legends, you have spoken of some of us, but time tends to distort reality and that´s when fact becomes legend, and legend becomes myth. I need you to remain calm and to be understanding with us, because some of our shapes could be considered, well, evil in a lot of your religious teachings, but I can assure you, the only thing we want, is to live in peace at your side”
Once more, the whole world began to whisper.
“The rest of the information you asked for, will be implanted directly into your mind. I will only ask for your thrust and comprehension, because we need each other and our mutual benefit could be immense"
Sounds and images filled the minds of the inhabitants of planet Earth. Once the information was finally “loaded” in the brains and minds of all people around the globe, finally realized what does that mysterious voice meant when it said "Myth and Legend".
Suddenly, the fantasy was made real when said creatures of myth began to appear among the human mass congregated on the streets. They were what some people will call "mamono" or "monster girls" in a near future. All of them were strange, but at the same time, charming and desirable.
The new comers gave their new hosts signs of respect like a solemn vow in the case of a pointy eared female knight or a present of sorts, something a small girl with a blue frilled dress did. That little girl´s head was crowned by a pair of red horns, and a red tail with a heart shaped end, moved excited behind her.
“For you, grandpa!!!” She said enthusiastically as she gave a flower ornament to an old man next to her.
In The next couple of weeks, a lot of immigrants from both sides; human and mamono, took the first step in their new lives, crossing to the other world/planet, thanks to portals made by the Demon Lord herself.
This is how we made contact for the first time with an alien race and interplanetary colonization started (although, not with high-tech devices like everybody imagined at the beginning.)
We humans are an adaptable race, and the ones who crossed the gate found a new way of life and even happiness, but this time we are not going to focus on our race, no, this time we will be focused on the mamono side of the story as our new guests adapted to our way of life.
Spoiler: show
1st Day after Mamono:
East River, New York, Headquarters of the United Nations. An immense conglomerate of mass media, security of all kinds (paramedics, firefighters, and police) and even the National Guard have assembled at the main gate. They were waiting for something. Every minute that passes, their anxiety grew.
Suddenly, a gargantuan sphere of light formed next to the surprised and scared people reunited at the United Nations Headquarters. From it, an army of silver haired women emerged. All of them were beautiful; toned body, big firm breasts, round asses and doll like faces; their pointed ears only enhanced their beauty. Each one of them could have been a Playmate, but the main difference with a Playmate was that these women were warriors. All of them were cladded in a shiny black armor with designs that reminded huge eyes.
Everyone of then wielded a huge claymore, which was being held vertically in front of their faces. But the most unbelievable thing happened next. A “squadron” -if you could call it that- of little girls mounted on flying brooms emerged from this shining portal and formed a parasol above the warrior women.
Then, another figure emerged from within the gate. This time a creature that looked like a little girl, no older than 10 appeared. But this one was no ordinary little girl, no this girl was wearing something a 10 year older would not be allowed to.
Her “outfit” consisted on a two pieces of cloth-like straps across her chest, big enough to cover her nipples only; the lower part was formed by some kind of belt that surrounded the child’s hips. Attached to it, was another piece of cloth that covered her private parts and her legs were protected by a pair of purple stockings.
Furred paws were placed where human hands should be and instead of feet, she possessed a pair of hooves. She was wielding an oversized Scythe like weapon on her right han…I mean paw.
So much was their surprise that instead of shooting their cameras, all the press remained paralyzed in their astonishment.
Suddenly, she rose her scythe only to brought it down again, slamming the floor with the base of its handler; then she proceeded to clear her throat and finally, spoke.
“I am Beatrice, High Baphomet priestess at the service of her highness…”
But suddenly, out of nowhere, a human woman ran towards her. She was wearing a suit that identified her as one of the assistants of the United Nations. Two of the warrior women –known as Dullahans- blocked her path. After a few minutes, where she appeared to explain something to the Dullahan warriors, she was allowed to pass. Then she was finally face to face with the Baphomet girl.
“State your name and purpose, human” The Baphomet said while she pointed her scythe towards this woman.
“Uhmm, Miss…Miss Beatrice, I´m Jessica… Jessica Andrews. I am… I was appointed as your…aaah…personal assistant. We spoke this morning through phone…eerrrhh…crystal ball”
The woman answered; she was clearly nervous.
“Aaahhh!!! I remember you!!! Then…state your purpose, my new servant and future spreader of the teachings of Sabbath.” The Baphomet said proudly.
“I…I would be really glad if you could call me miss Andrews, Miss Jessica or simply assistant, instead of…well…servant…and about that “Sabbath” stuff…could we…talk about it later? (much later in fact). So anyway; I’m afraid that nobody was able to hear you.”
Hearing this, the Baphomet rage erupted.
“WHAAAT??? Are you saying that my voice is not potent enough? Or that nobody cared for my important message?”
“Eeeeh…No, what I mean is…” Jessica was trying to explain, she was nervous as hell.
“Spoke already, you dumb cow” The Baphomet screamed as she slammed her left hove against the pavement again and again.
“You, eeehh… forgot to put on the mic. I´ll explained it to you this morning… for almost 45 minutes…“ Jessica said as she passed the small device to the horned loli.
Everybody could hear the Mamono delegation’s whispers about her leader’s mistake. The Baphomet’s face was as red as a tomato.
East River, New York, Headquarters of the United Nations. An immense conglomerate of mass media, security of all kinds (paramedics, firefighters, and police) and even the National Guard have assembled at the main gate. They were waiting for something. Every minute that passes, their anxiety grew.
Suddenly, a gargantuan sphere of light formed next to the surprised and scared people reunited at the United Nations Headquarters. From it, an army of silver haired women emerged. All of them were beautiful; toned body, big firm breasts, round asses and doll like faces; their pointed ears only enhanced their beauty. Each one of them could have been a Playmate, but the main difference with a Playmate was that these women were warriors. All of them were cladded in a shiny black armor with designs that reminded huge eyes.
Everyone of then wielded a huge claymore, which was being held vertically in front of their faces. But the most unbelievable thing happened next. A “squadron” -if you could call it that- of little girls mounted on flying brooms emerged from this shining portal and formed a parasol above the warrior women.
Then, another figure emerged from within the gate. This time a creature that looked like a little girl, no older than 10 appeared. But this one was no ordinary little girl, no this girl was wearing something a 10 year older would not be allowed to.
Her “outfit” consisted on a two pieces of cloth-like straps across her chest, big enough to cover her nipples only; the lower part was formed by some kind of belt that surrounded the child’s hips. Attached to it, was another piece of cloth that covered her private parts and her legs were protected by a pair of purple stockings.
Furred paws were placed where human hands should be and instead of feet, she possessed a pair of hooves. She was wielding an oversized Scythe like weapon on her right han…I mean paw.
So much was their surprise that instead of shooting their cameras, all the press remained paralyzed in their astonishment.
Suddenly, she rose her scythe only to brought it down again, slamming the floor with the base of its handler; then she proceeded to clear her throat and finally, spoke.
“I am Beatrice, High Baphomet priestess at the service of her highness…”
But suddenly, out of nowhere, a human woman ran towards her. She was wearing a suit that identified her as one of the assistants of the United Nations. Two of the warrior women –known as Dullahans- blocked her path. After a few minutes, where she appeared to explain something to the Dullahan warriors, she was allowed to pass. Then she was finally face to face with the Baphomet girl.
“State your name and purpose, human” The Baphomet said while she pointed her scythe towards this woman.
“Uhmm, Miss…Miss Beatrice, I´m Jessica… Jessica Andrews. I am… I was appointed as your…aaah…personal assistant. We spoke this morning through phone…eerrrhh…crystal ball”
The woman answered; she was clearly nervous.
“Aaahhh!!! I remember you!!! Then…state your purpose, my new servant and future spreader of the teachings of Sabbath.” The Baphomet said proudly.
“I…I would be really glad if you could call me miss Andrews, Miss Jessica or simply assistant, instead of…well…servant…and about that “Sabbath” stuff…could we…talk about it later? (much later in fact). So anyway; I’m afraid that nobody was able to hear you.”
Hearing this, the Baphomet rage erupted.
“WHAAAT??? Are you saying that my voice is not potent enough? Or that nobody cared for my important message?”
“Eeeeh…No, what I mean is…” Jessica was trying to explain, she was nervous as hell.
“Spoke already, you dumb cow” The Baphomet screamed as she slammed her left hove against the pavement again and again.
“You, eeehh… forgot to put on the mic. I´ll explained it to you this morning… for almost 45 minutes…“ Jessica said as she passed the small device to the horned loli.
Everybody could hear the Mamono delegation’s whispers about her leader’s mistake. The Baphomet’s face was as red as a tomato.
Spoiler: show
Everybody could hear the whispering of the mamono delegation. The Baphomet’s face was as red as a tomato.
Enraged, the Baphomet Beatrice looked at the witches, immediately; she looked at the Dullahans, then, she looked at Jessica and finally, she looked back at all the people gathered.
“I…I…I…I DO NOT NEED THAT THING!!! MY VOICE ALONE IS STRONG ENOUGH; YOU ARE THE ONES AT FAULT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ME, YOU PUNNY…” But before Beatrice could finish her monologue, a wave of purple flames emerged from portal and engulfed the small but powerful, enraged loli.
Everybody was startled and terrified when they saw the little girl covered in flames; she immediately fell to floor motionless. Even in the homes of all the people around the world, everybody was speechless.
But as fast as she fell, Beatrice rose from the ground, a bit dizzy and shocked but all right.
When the cameras aimed to the place where the flames came from, two figures were stood right there.
One looked like the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, her beauty was …well, it was really hard to describe, but she was a stunning beauty, nonetheless. The smell of her silver hair was so addicting, her firm and perfect sized breast were so inviting, her perfect legs gave the impression of being as soft as clouds; her butt was firm and round, her milk white skin possessed no imperfections, it looked like the finest porcelain ever crafted. The “only things” that make her look different from every other ordinary woman, were the pair of black horns crowning her head, the white, bat like wings on her back and the white tail sprouting from her butt. However, those alien parts enhanced her beauty even more. She was the Demon Lord!!!
The only thing that prevents every human male present to assault her, was the other figure at her side.
Human in appearance, this guy looked like the Arthurian stereotype of a knight. Tall, good looking, he irradiated an immense aura of strength and confidence. His body was protected by an impressive looking silver and shiny armor. Behind him, a red cape waved violently thanks to the wind generated by the energy emanated by the portal. If the swords that the Dullahans carried were big, the one this man carried was almost impossible, and he was holding it with one arm. All females present felt a tingling between her legs.
The Demon Lord walked towards the Baphomet girl. Everybody thought that the most terrible of punishments would fall over the Baphomet priestess.
“Beatrice…” Said the Demon Lord as she snapped her fingers, making a throne appear from the pavement. She sat on the newly formed throne, joined her knees and said.
“Come here, Beatrice”
The Baphomet, with tear filled eyes, said. “Mistress, please…anything but that…at least…not here…not in front of them…I beg of you…”
The Demon Lord raised her voice.
“Beatrice!!!”
Resigned, the Baphomet rose from the ground and walked toward her mistress. Everybody was expectant; what the hell is the Demon Lord herself going to do to this loli. The video cameras were rolling and the photographers were ready to strike the button of their cameras. Even at home, the people of all around the world were glued to the screen of their televisions.
The Baphomet Beatrice was crying like a child in front of her parent who knows she did something wrong, and truth be told, she looked really cute; as she caressed the check of the goat loli, the Demon Lord said.
“You know what is going to happen, right?”
Beatrice nodded, and then, she jumped to the soft legs of the succubus ruler and lying down on her knees, she rested her small body on the perfect legs of her mistress. The Demon Lord raised her right hand and…
¡¡¡SPANK!!! The Demon Lord began to deliver a world end spanking on her subordinate’s buttcheks.
“¡¡¡HOW MANY TIMES -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- I HAVE TOLD YOU TO-¡¡¡SPANK!!!-CONTROL THAT-¡¡¡SPANK!!!- BLOODY TEMPER OF YOURS--¡¡¡SPANK!!!-. WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAVE HAPPENED - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- IF THANKS TO ONE OF YOUR - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- DAMN TEMPER TANTRUMS -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- THESE GOOD PEOPLE ASK US TO LEAVE - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- NOT ONLY -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A BAD RULER -¡¡¡SPANK!!!-BUT YOU PUT OUR FUTURE -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- IN JEOPARDY!!!
¡¡¡SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!!!.
And the entire world witnessed how the Demon Lord delivered punishment to her unsubordinated minions.
When the Demon Lady finished delivering “punishment” she disintegrated the pavement throne with another snap of her fingers and fixing her hair, she said.
“Beatrice…I did this for your own good, no go to apologize with your assistant and think about what you have done”
The succubus and her husband entered the U.N. Headquarters, leaving the Baphomet on all fours, with a red butt and teary face. Suddenly the little goat girl rose her face and aimed her teary eyes to the reporters. She especially looked at the big metal boxes they were carrying on their shoulders and then, only then she remembered something, something really important about those metal boxes. She called Jessica.
“A-assistant…a-a-aren’t those things…”
Jessica nodded. “Ye-yes Miss Beatrice, those…those are cameras”
“Ca-ca-cameras???” sobbed the loli. “You mean those “things” that show images on the other metal boxes???”
“T.V.s yes…” Jessica sighed and then nodded.
The Baphomet came to a frightful realization. When they began to study about the human culture and technology of our world, one of the most important things they were “forced” to learn was about communications, and TV was among them.
Beatrice rose and walked in the direction of one of the members of the camera crew, then she asked
“He…hey oni-chan…how…how many people is watching this???”
A bit scared, the camera guy answered.
“Everybody…”
“Everybody…everybody how many???” she asked alarmed.
“The entire world…and..and part of yours…please don´t kill me!!!”
This time, she became as white as a ghost.
Enraged, the Baphomet Beatrice looked at the witches, immediately; she looked at the Dullahans, then, she looked at Jessica and finally, she looked back at all the people gathered.
“I…I…I…I DO NOT NEED THAT THING!!! MY VOICE ALONE IS STRONG ENOUGH; YOU ARE THE ONES AT FAULT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ME, YOU PUNNY…” But before Beatrice could finish her monologue, a wave of purple flames emerged from portal and engulfed the small but powerful, enraged loli.
Everybody was startled and terrified when they saw the little girl covered in flames; she immediately fell to floor motionless. Even in the homes of all the people around the world, everybody was speechless.
But as fast as she fell, Beatrice rose from the ground, a bit dizzy and shocked but all right.
When the cameras aimed to the place where the flames came from, two figures were stood right there.
One looked like the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, her beauty was …well, it was really hard to describe, but she was a stunning beauty, nonetheless. The smell of her silver hair was so addicting, her firm and perfect sized breast were so inviting, her perfect legs gave the impression of being as soft as clouds; her butt was firm and round, her milk white skin possessed no imperfections, it looked like the finest porcelain ever crafted. The “only things” that make her look different from every other ordinary woman, were the pair of black horns crowning her head, the white, bat like wings on her back and the white tail sprouting from her butt. However, those alien parts enhanced her beauty even more. She was the Demon Lord!!!
The only thing that prevents every human male present to assault her, was the other figure at her side.
Human in appearance, this guy looked like the Arthurian stereotype of a knight. Tall, good looking, he irradiated an immense aura of strength and confidence. His body was protected by an impressive looking silver and shiny armor. Behind him, a red cape waved violently thanks to the wind generated by the energy emanated by the portal. If the swords that the Dullahans carried were big, the one this man carried was almost impossible, and he was holding it with one arm. All females present felt a tingling between her legs.
The Demon Lord walked towards the Baphomet girl. Everybody thought that the most terrible of punishments would fall over the Baphomet priestess.
“Beatrice…” Said the Demon Lord as she snapped her fingers, making a throne appear from the pavement. She sat on the newly formed throne, joined her knees and said.
“Come here, Beatrice”
The Baphomet, with tear filled eyes, said. “Mistress, please…anything but that…at least…not here…not in front of them…I beg of you…”
The Demon Lord raised her voice.
“Beatrice!!!”
Resigned, the Baphomet rose from the ground and walked toward her mistress. Everybody was expectant; what the hell is the Demon Lord herself going to do to this loli. The video cameras were rolling and the photographers were ready to strike the button of their cameras. Even at home, the people of all around the world were glued to the screen of their televisions.
The Baphomet Beatrice was crying like a child in front of her parent who knows she did something wrong, and truth be told, she looked really cute; as she caressed the check of the goat loli, the Demon Lord said.
“You know what is going to happen, right?”
Beatrice nodded, and then, she jumped to the soft legs of the succubus ruler and lying down on her knees, she rested her small body on the perfect legs of her mistress. The Demon Lord raised her right hand and…
¡¡¡SPANK!!! The Demon Lord began to deliver a world end spanking on her subordinate’s buttcheks.
“¡¡¡HOW MANY TIMES -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- I HAVE TOLD YOU TO-¡¡¡SPANK!!!-CONTROL THAT-¡¡¡SPANK!!!- BLOODY TEMPER OF YOURS--¡¡¡SPANK!!!-. WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAVE HAPPENED - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- IF THANKS TO ONE OF YOUR - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- DAMN TEMPER TANTRUMS -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- THESE GOOD PEOPLE ASK US TO LEAVE - ¡¡¡SPANK!!!- NOT ONLY -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A BAD RULER -¡¡¡SPANK!!!-BUT YOU PUT OUR FUTURE -¡¡¡SPANK!!!- IN JEOPARDY!!!
¡¡¡SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!!!.
And the entire world witnessed how the Demon Lord delivered punishment to her unsubordinated minions.
When the Demon Lady finished delivering “punishment” she disintegrated the pavement throne with another snap of her fingers and fixing her hair, she said.
“Beatrice…I did this for your own good, no go to apologize with your assistant and think about what you have done”
The succubus and her husband entered the U.N. Headquarters, leaving the Baphomet on all fours, with a red butt and teary face. Suddenly the little goat girl rose her face and aimed her teary eyes to the reporters. She especially looked at the big metal boxes they were carrying on their shoulders and then, only then she remembered something, something really important about those metal boxes. She called Jessica.
“A-assistant…a-a-aren’t those things…”
Jessica nodded. “Ye-yes Miss Beatrice, those…those are cameras”
“Ca-ca-cameras???” sobbed the loli. “You mean those “things” that show images on the other metal boxes???”
“T.V.s yes…” Jessica sighed and then nodded.
The Baphomet came to a frightful realization. When they began to study about the human culture and technology of our world, one of the most important things they were “forced” to learn was about communications, and TV was among them.
Beatrice rose and walked in the direction of one of the members of the camera crew, then she asked
“He…hey oni-chan…how…how many people is watching this???”
A bit scared, the camera guy answered.
“Everybody…”
“Everybody…everybody how many???” she asked alarmed.
“The entire world…and..and part of yours…please don´t kill me!!!”
This time, she became as white as a ghost.
Spoiler: show
Nobody knew what to do. Laugh??? Feel pity for the goat horned little girl??? Well…the truth was that everybody was utterly shocked to do or say something; all people were just staring at the screens of their TV’s.
But, in a small bar, the spell was broken thanks to an elegant British accented voice.
“Bar Keep…” The refined voice said with an authoritative tone.
Finally out from his trance, the owner of the establishment got near to the owner of the voice. A blonde, beautiful pale skinned woman wearing elegant black clothes; but the most distinctive feature of this beautiful lady, was the huge cape she had on her shoulders and her blood red eyes.
“Bar Keep…” She said once more.
“Yes Miss?” The bartender answered.
“Can you tell me, please, what is this beverage I’m drinking?” She asked calmly.
“Mmmm? Just by the looks of it, I’ll say it’s a Bloody Mary” The middle aged man said as he looked at the glass placed between her delicate fingers.
“Then…” She said “If this beverage is a Bloody Mary…” She began to turn the volume up. “WHY THE HELL THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD IN IT!!!???”
Everybody at the bar turned their heads and stared at her.
The bartender stared at her confused “I…I beg you pardon???”
“If you could explain to me…” She said exasperated “WHY THE HELL YOU DARE TO CALL THIS A BLOODY MARY WHEN THERE IS NO BLOOD IN IT!!!”
The bartender gave the beautiful girl a final inspection “Red blood eyes, long black cape, pale skin…eeerrrhh…miss…could you…possibly be…a…” He nervously said as he took a bunch of printed paper sheets from his pocket and hastily began to look through them.
“A…a…VAMPIRE” He said as his throat became dry.
“So… you finally noticed” The girl said with a grin as her red blood eyes ignited.
Meanwhile, outside the bar, a young man that appeared to be in his early twenties was joyfully eating a hotdog while he was resting on a beautiful and new, black Mercedes.
“This is the real shit!” He happily said as he took another bite. Suddenly, from within the bar, a familiar sound echoed in the urban landscape.
“PEEEEEDROOOOO!!!!!!!!”
“Fuck, duty calls” He said as he introduced the remaining hot dog in his mouth and ran towards the pub.
Inside, he found himself face to face with an angry vampire and a nervous bunch of clients.
“When I call you, I want you here IPSO FACTO!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR” The vampire lady directed her words at the young man.
“Mmmppff mmfpp mfftppp” Was the barely understandable sounds that came from the mouth of the young man.
“How many times I have told you not to speak with a full mouth” Facepalming herself, the blonde vampire lady said.
Pedro finally swallowed the remaining food in his mouth and answered. “I was outside eating a ho…”
But he was interrupted by his employer. “Enough, we are leaving this place. They are not qualified enough to deal with nobility like myself”
“As you say, boss” Pedro responded to his mistress as he gave her a military salute.
Facepalming herself once more, she said “And for the last time, call me mistress”
“O.K. boss”
The vampire woman simply sighed with all hope lost.
“Prepare my carriage” The vampire said with authoritative beauty.
“Well…actually…it’s a Mercedes…it’s not like it is pulled by horses and…” Pedro answered as he looked back to his vampire employer.
“Enough!!!! Just take me out of here immediately” She said exasperated.
As a Vampire Noble of the Demon Realm, Luceria Von Gaydos was accustomed to be treated like that, like a noble. When the leader of all monster women, The Demon Lord herself told al of her subjects about our world, without hesitation, Luceria embarked herself on a journey to obtain new territories and servants for her vampire clan.
Her mother, the all mighty Isis Petrovna Von Gaydos, leader her vampire clan; gave her daughter her blessings on this journey. Both of them knew that if she succeeded, their clan would posses her own land on another world, our world; and more importantly, a vast amount of servants for them to choose appropriate mates, something indispensable for their clan’s survival.
With an amazing amount of gold and beautiful stones, Luceria traveled to our world with the first wave of “scouts”. She landed on New York and accompanied by some Orc and Holstauri maids. She disguised herself as a noblewoman came from Europe.
She bought a huge state at the border of the city and waited until the Demon Lord gave them the signal to reveal themselves. But before that, she knew that they need someone familiarized with this world in order to move freely between its population. So she did what she thought it was the most logical step.
She placed an advice on the iron gates of her house.
It could be read:
“HELP WANTED”
Obviously, the rumor of a beautiful European babe hiring males, spread like a wildfire and a lot of candidates came looking for the job but one by one, they were discarded. Little did Luceria know that Pedro would be the only candidate who would pass all her tests.
Pedro Sanchezneger was a well intentioned and hardworking guy, born from an Austrian mother and a Mexican father; he was bit clumsy but there was no malice in him His simply demeanor, sincerity and desire to work, were the key to success in attaining this job, because, like Luceria said when Pedro himself asked her why she chose him
“The other guys were just a bunch of horny idiots”.
As the engine of the luxurious car ignited, Luceria sighed, wondering if coming to this world was a really good idea at all. Yes, there were amazing things here, like her newly purchased “carriage” capable of moving without horses and capable of producing “cold air” inside of it.
BUT, the people of this world were, at least (in respectable terms, according to her) strange, or at least their customs were strange, customs capable of scaring even her all mighty mother (Luceria committed the huge mistake of attending a “Star Wars Convention” at Pedro’s request. The next day, the poor guy was forced to start a “bread and water” diet for two entire weeks).
“Hey boss…” Pedro asked to his Vampire employer.
“For the last time, servant…IS MISTRESS!!!” She said exasperated, but finally, she was able to regain her composure and asked her “servant”
“What do you want???”
“Like I was saying; if you need blood, why don´t you ask in a Blood Bank?” Pedro finally said.
“Stop the carriage, servant” Luceria exclaimed excited
“Boss, It’s a Mer…” The young man tried to say but was interrupted by the vampire.
“ENOUGH WITH THIS CHIT-CHAT!!! The beautiful vampire screamed, and placing her beautiful face next to his human servant, with eyes widely open, she said.
“Repeat that again!!!”
“Uh, about the Blood Bank, you mean?” He asked again
Luceria allowed all the weight of her body to fall on the comfortable back seat. She couldn’t believe what she just heard. She knew there were normal banks, specialized in dealing with money and business, but a bank specialized in BLOOD!!!
“I knew this world had awesome things I have never seen before but…a Blood Bank…I’ll retract from everything bad I have said about this world and its inhabitants. I’ll have to inform mother about this, she will be sooo overjoyed and maybe…maybe, If I can acquire this place for our clan…She will be so pleased that she will make me the new head of the clan in this world!!!” Luceria said excited
Without losing time, she grabbed her servant by his collar and said
“Take me to that BLOOD BANK”
With no other choice than obey his mistress, Pedro pushed down on the accelerator and headed for the city hospital. Pedro parked the car next to the building and turned off the engine. He tell his mistress
“Well, here we are…” He said a bit nervous, not knowing what to expect about a vampire in a hospital.
Luceria got down the beautiful Mercedes and looked to the horizon
“Just a few more minutes before the sun rises, and then, I’ll be as weak as these humans, or maybe twice…but it does not matter…With all that blood at my disposal…”She thought with excitement
“Hey boss, what are you planning to do, I mean, Blood Banks are…” But he was interrupted by his mistress.
“Enough, my servant!!! From this point forward, I´ll be the one doing the talking!!! She said with a huge grin.
“But boss, you better let me…” But once more, he was interrupted.
“Silence!!! Finally, something of worth in this insane and crazy world of yours. With this my hunger will be sated, and that of my mother and my clan too. Come with my servant, this morning I’ll feast on gallons of blood” She began to laugh maniacally.
“Galons??? Boss I seriously doubt they’ll give you that much” Pedro said worried.
“WHAT??? Is this not a Blood Bank??? She asked angry
“Well, yes but…that quantity…I seriously doubt that…” He tried to reason with the vampire but all his efforts were futile.
Luceria looked back at him with lustful eyes and a huge grin, but the lust inside her eyes was a lust for blood, a lust for food.
“Then I’ll buy the Blood Bank…this entire facility if necessary” She said with something that only could be described as an “Evil Grin”
Before the young man was capable of doing anything, his vampire mistress grabbed him by his shirt and with the last remains of her vampire strength; she pulled him inside the hospital.
When they arrived to the hospital’s reception, Luceria demanded to one of the nurses
“I want to know about if the Blood Bank!!! Imme…wait!!! Tha-that smell…” But before the vampire lady could continue with her speech, a loud scream escaped from her throat. “KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
The head nurse came as fast she heard the unnatural scream, only to find a young vampire cuddling against the wall, pointing at the reception while she screamed
“Take that thing away, take it away!!!” She screamed desperately as she pointed her finger at a half eaten pizza on the reception desk.
One day, trying to get “accustomed” to our world’s customs, Luceria asked her servant to take her out, because she wished to know more about the “peasants” of the city and their lifestyle. Long story short, they ended in Pedro’s favorite pizza shop. And long story short they ordered Pedro’s favorite pizza…meat lover’s pizza…with GARLIC SPICED BREAD…
That day, Luceria discovered that, no matter the world, garlic still affects a vampire; and in Lucerias case, it provoked her, the vampire version of an anaphylactic shock. I won´t go into further details; you only need to know that the poor vampire girl remained in bed for three weeks…with Pedro taking care of her…
When the terrible foe (A.K.A. meat lover’s pizza with GARLIC SPICED BREAD) was finally out of sight, the vampire regained her composure and, while she fixed her cape, she asked “Li-like I said…ahem… I want you to inform me about…the blood bank”
“So, you need a transfusion?” One of the young nurses asked.
When Luceria was about to give her answer something caught her attention and like she was in some sort of trance, she walked towards her new found objective. She went through a door with a neon sign over it. On that sign two huge words could be read
“Blood Bank”
Miss? Miss, what should we do then? One of the nurses screamed.
She just walked away without answer.
Lost in her thoughts as she was, she finally arrived at the reception of the blood bank; there, she found a young man and nervously, she said “I require your services”
“Oh, ok, just wait a moment, please” The young man disappeared inside the office, only to come out with some papers a few seconds later.
“O.K. miss first, thank you so much for your contribution…”
“Contribution???” Luceria wondered “Oh!!! Maybe he realized that I’m a vampire noble and he might know that someone as important as myself could buy this place and…” The vampire proudly thought.
“Now” said the male nurse “I need your sign here, here and here. Luceria did as instructed. She was a few seconds to start drooling; she had not take any blood since she arrived to this world, and she was forced to maintain herself with special potions designed for emergencies when there was no blood available to feed. Her body trembling, her hunger rising, she could feel how cold sweat began to emanate from her skin pores.
“No…Now young man…give…give me a gallon of blood!!!”
The nurse raised an eyebrow and said “Give …you…??? Lady…I…believe that there is a misunderstanding here”
“Misunderstanding!!!??? What misunderstanding??? are you not a blood bank??? Luceria screamed exasperated as she slammed her fist on the information desk, realizing at the same time that dawn had already occurred since her strength was diminishing fast.
“Yes we are but…” The nurse scratched his head trying to find the right words to say-
“BUT WHAAAT???” Luceria screamed, this time in ubber desperation.
“Eeerrhh…Lady, we don’t give…We take” The nurse finally said with embarrassment.
At that moment, inside Luceria’s brain a massive shutdown was taking place. In less than 5 seconds, the lights went off for our dear vampire lady and with a loud “thud” she fell unconscious.
The nurse looked at her and asked “Lady, Lady are you OK?......Oh shit…”
Later, that night, Luceria awoke on her bedroom. One of her maids was next to her bed.
“Oh, mistress, I´m so glad!!!” The holstaurus said relieved.
“What? Where?” She asked confused.
“Do not worry mistress, you’re home, it’s been 12 hours since you passed away” The maid answered her mistress. The bedroom’s door opened, only to reveal Pedro carrying a huge bowl full of soup.
“You really scared us back there, boss” he said with a smile.
“It is mis…just forget it; right now, I do not have the strength necessary to argue with you” The vampire said as her head rested on the soft pillow once more. Meanwhile, one of the maids was helping the young man to serve the soup.
“What is that? Smells delicious…” the tired vampire asked.
“It’s a family recipe…chicken soup. It’s really good when you feel ill” The young man asked to her employer.
“Considering the success of my mission…you could say that I feel like that…” She said as she placed her right hand over her forehead.
“There, there; this will make you feel a lot better” He said as he handed a plate full of soup to the young vampire. Since the chicken soup had some tomato in it, its color was a bit red, something that pleased Luceria and opened up her appetite. She began to eat the soup with passion.
“This is delicious, my servant, what is this soup made of?”She asked with curiosity.
“Chicken breasts, tomato, onion, parsley, and LOTS of GARLIC for your stamina” Pedro smiled.
Through the New York night, in an elegant and refined state, a heart ripping scream filled the space.
“PEEEEEEEEDROOOOOOOO!!!”
Luceria screamed before she starts to convulse again...
Meanwhile, tn the same hospital where Luceria failed her…self assigned mission; two figures descended from a car and enter the building, making their way to the reception desk. When they finally reached their destiny, one of them, a woman said.
“We heard there is a rape victim interned in this hospital. I’m detective Olivia Benson and this is my partner, detective Nick Amaro, from SVU…” The woman said to the receptionist.
But, in a small bar, the spell was broken thanks to an elegant British accented voice.
“Bar Keep…” The refined voice said with an authoritative tone.
Finally out from his trance, the owner of the establishment got near to the owner of the voice. A blonde, beautiful pale skinned woman wearing elegant black clothes; but the most distinctive feature of this beautiful lady, was the huge cape she had on her shoulders and her blood red eyes.
“Bar Keep…” She said once more.
“Yes Miss?” The bartender answered.
“Can you tell me, please, what is this beverage I’m drinking?” She asked calmly.
“Mmmm? Just by the looks of it, I’ll say it’s a Bloody Mary” The middle aged man said as he looked at the glass placed between her delicate fingers.
“Then…” She said “If this beverage is a Bloody Mary…” She began to turn the volume up. “WHY THE HELL THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD IN IT!!!???”
Everybody at the bar turned their heads and stared at her.
The bartender stared at her confused “I…I beg you pardon???”
“If you could explain to me…” She said exasperated “WHY THE HELL YOU DARE TO CALL THIS A BLOODY MARY WHEN THERE IS NO BLOOD IN IT!!!”
The bartender gave the beautiful girl a final inspection “Red blood eyes, long black cape, pale skin…eeerrrhh…miss…could you…possibly be…a…” He nervously said as he took a bunch of printed paper sheets from his pocket and hastily began to look through them.
“A…a…VAMPIRE” He said as his throat became dry.
“So… you finally noticed” The girl said with a grin as her red blood eyes ignited.
Meanwhile, outside the bar, a young man that appeared to be in his early twenties was joyfully eating a hotdog while he was resting on a beautiful and new, black Mercedes.
“This is the real shit!” He happily said as he took another bite. Suddenly, from within the bar, a familiar sound echoed in the urban landscape.
“PEEEEEDROOOOO!!!!!!!!”
“Fuck, duty calls” He said as he introduced the remaining hot dog in his mouth and ran towards the pub.
Inside, he found himself face to face with an angry vampire and a nervous bunch of clients.
“When I call you, I want you here IPSO FACTO!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR” The vampire lady directed her words at the young man.
“Mmmppff mmfpp mfftppp” Was the barely understandable sounds that came from the mouth of the young man.
“How many times I have told you not to speak with a full mouth” Facepalming herself, the blonde vampire lady said.
Pedro finally swallowed the remaining food in his mouth and answered. “I was outside eating a ho…”
But he was interrupted by his employer. “Enough, we are leaving this place. They are not qualified enough to deal with nobility like myself”
“As you say, boss” Pedro responded to his mistress as he gave her a military salute.
Facepalming herself once more, she said “And for the last time, call me mistress”
“O.K. boss”
The vampire woman simply sighed with all hope lost.
“Prepare my carriage” The vampire said with authoritative beauty.
“Well…actually…it’s a Mercedes…it’s not like it is pulled by horses and…” Pedro answered as he looked back to his vampire employer.
“Enough!!!! Just take me out of here immediately” She said exasperated.
As a Vampire Noble of the Demon Realm, Luceria Von Gaydos was accustomed to be treated like that, like a noble. When the leader of all monster women, The Demon Lord herself told al of her subjects about our world, without hesitation, Luceria embarked herself on a journey to obtain new territories and servants for her vampire clan.
Her mother, the all mighty Isis Petrovna Von Gaydos, leader her vampire clan; gave her daughter her blessings on this journey. Both of them knew that if she succeeded, their clan would posses her own land on another world, our world; and more importantly, a vast amount of servants for them to choose appropriate mates, something indispensable for their clan’s survival.
With an amazing amount of gold and beautiful stones, Luceria traveled to our world with the first wave of “scouts”. She landed on New York and accompanied by some Orc and Holstauri maids. She disguised herself as a noblewoman came from Europe.
She bought a huge state at the border of the city and waited until the Demon Lord gave them the signal to reveal themselves. But before that, she knew that they need someone familiarized with this world in order to move freely between its population. So she did what she thought it was the most logical step.
She placed an advice on the iron gates of her house.
It could be read:
“HELP WANTED”
Obviously, the rumor of a beautiful European babe hiring males, spread like a wildfire and a lot of candidates came looking for the job but one by one, they were discarded. Little did Luceria know that Pedro would be the only candidate who would pass all her tests.
Pedro Sanchezneger was a well intentioned and hardworking guy, born from an Austrian mother and a Mexican father; he was bit clumsy but there was no malice in him His simply demeanor, sincerity and desire to work, were the key to success in attaining this job, because, like Luceria said when Pedro himself asked her why she chose him
“The other guys were just a bunch of horny idiots”.
As the engine of the luxurious car ignited, Luceria sighed, wondering if coming to this world was a really good idea at all. Yes, there were amazing things here, like her newly purchased “carriage” capable of moving without horses and capable of producing “cold air” inside of it.
BUT, the people of this world were, at least (in respectable terms, according to her) strange, or at least their customs were strange, customs capable of scaring even her all mighty mother (Luceria committed the huge mistake of attending a “Star Wars Convention” at Pedro’s request. The next day, the poor guy was forced to start a “bread and water” diet for two entire weeks).
“Hey boss…” Pedro asked to his Vampire employer.
“For the last time, servant…IS MISTRESS!!!” She said exasperated, but finally, she was able to regain her composure and asked her “servant”
“What do you want???”
“Like I was saying; if you need blood, why don´t you ask in a Blood Bank?” Pedro finally said.
“Stop the carriage, servant” Luceria exclaimed excited
“Boss, It’s a Mer…” The young man tried to say but was interrupted by the vampire.
“ENOUGH WITH THIS CHIT-CHAT!!! The beautiful vampire screamed, and placing her beautiful face next to his human servant, with eyes widely open, she said.
“Repeat that again!!!”
“Uh, about the Blood Bank, you mean?” He asked again
Luceria allowed all the weight of her body to fall on the comfortable back seat. She couldn’t believe what she just heard. She knew there were normal banks, specialized in dealing with money and business, but a bank specialized in BLOOD!!!
“I knew this world had awesome things I have never seen before but…a Blood Bank…I’ll retract from everything bad I have said about this world and its inhabitants. I’ll have to inform mother about this, she will be sooo overjoyed and maybe…maybe, If I can acquire this place for our clan…She will be so pleased that she will make me the new head of the clan in this world!!!” Luceria said excited
Without losing time, she grabbed her servant by his collar and said
“Take me to that BLOOD BANK”
With no other choice than obey his mistress, Pedro pushed down on the accelerator and headed for the city hospital. Pedro parked the car next to the building and turned off the engine. He tell his mistress
“Well, here we are…” He said a bit nervous, not knowing what to expect about a vampire in a hospital.
Luceria got down the beautiful Mercedes and looked to the horizon
“Just a few more minutes before the sun rises, and then, I’ll be as weak as these humans, or maybe twice…but it does not matter…With all that blood at my disposal…”She thought with excitement
“Hey boss, what are you planning to do, I mean, Blood Banks are…” But he was interrupted by his mistress.
“Enough, my servant!!! From this point forward, I´ll be the one doing the talking!!! She said with a huge grin.
“But boss, you better let me…” But once more, he was interrupted.
“Silence!!! Finally, something of worth in this insane and crazy world of yours. With this my hunger will be sated, and that of my mother and my clan too. Come with my servant, this morning I’ll feast on gallons of blood” She began to laugh maniacally.
“Galons??? Boss I seriously doubt they’ll give you that much” Pedro said worried.
“WHAT??? Is this not a Blood Bank??? She asked angry
“Well, yes but…that quantity…I seriously doubt that…” He tried to reason with the vampire but all his efforts were futile.
Luceria looked back at him with lustful eyes and a huge grin, but the lust inside her eyes was a lust for blood, a lust for food.
“Then I’ll buy the Blood Bank…this entire facility if necessary” She said with something that only could be described as an “Evil Grin”
Before the young man was capable of doing anything, his vampire mistress grabbed him by his shirt and with the last remains of her vampire strength; she pulled him inside the hospital.
When they arrived to the hospital’s reception, Luceria demanded to one of the nurses
“I want to know about if the Blood Bank!!! Imme…wait!!! Tha-that smell…” But before the vampire lady could continue with her speech, a loud scream escaped from her throat. “KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
The head nurse came as fast she heard the unnatural scream, only to find a young vampire cuddling against the wall, pointing at the reception while she screamed
“Take that thing away, take it away!!!” She screamed desperately as she pointed her finger at a half eaten pizza on the reception desk.
One day, trying to get “accustomed” to our world’s customs, Luceria asked her servant to take her out, because she wished to know more about the “peasants” of the city and their lifestyle. Long story short, they ended in Pedro’s favorite pizza shop. And long story short they ordered Pedro’s favorite pizza…meat lover’s pizza…with GARLIC SPICED BREAD…
That day, Luceria discovered that, no matter the world, garlic still affects a vampire; and in Lucerias case, it provoked her, the vampire version of an anaphylactic shock. I won´t go into further details; you only need to know that the poor vampire girl remained in bed for three weeks…with Pedro taking care of her…
When the terrible foe (A.K.A. meat lover’s pizza with GARLIC SPICED BREAD) was finally out of sight, the vampire regained her composure and, while she fixed her cape, she asked “Li-like I said…ahem… I want you to inform me about…the blood bank”
“So, you need a transfusion?” One of the young nurses asked.
When Luceria was about to give her answer something caught her attention and like she was in some sort of trance, she walked towards her new found objective. She went through a door with a neon sign over it. On that sign two huge words could be read
“Blood Bank”
Miss? Miss, what should we do then? One of the nurses screamed.
She just walked away without answer.
Lost in her thoughts as she was, she finally arrived at the reception of the blood bank; there, she found a young man and nervously, she said “I require your services”
“Oh, ok, just wait a moment, please” The young man disappeared inside the office, only to come out with some papers a few seconds later.
“O.K. miss first, thank you so much for your contribution…”
“Contribution???” Luceria wondered “Oh!!! Maybe he realized that I’m a vampire noble and he might know that someone as important as myself could buy this place and…” The vampire proudly thought.
“Now” said the male nurse “I need your sign here, here and here. Luceria did as instructed. She was a few seconds to start drooling; she had not take any blood since she arrived to this world, and she was forced to maintain herself with special potions designed for emergencies when there was no blood available to feed. Her body trembling, her hunger rising, she could feel how cold sweat began to emanate from her skin pores.
“No…Now young man…give…give me a gallon of blood!!!”
The nurse raised an eyebrow and said “Give …you…??? Lady…I…believe that there is a misunderstanding here”
“Misunderstanding!!!??? What misunderstanding??? are you not a blood bank??? Luceria screamed exasperated as she slammed her fist on the information desk, realizing at the same time that dawn had already occurred since her strength was diminishing fast.
“Yes we are but…” The nurse scratched his head trying to find the right words to say-
“BUT WHAAAT???” Luceria screamed, this time in ubber desperation.
“Eeerrhh…Lady, we don’t give…We take” The nurse finally said with embarrassment.
At that moment, inside Luceria’s brain a massive shutdown was taking place. In less than 5 seconds, the lights went off for our dear vampire lady and with a loud “thud” she fell unconscious.
The nurse looked at her and asked “Lady, Lady are you OK?......Oh shit…”
Later, that night, Luceria awoke on her bedroom. One of her maids was next to her bed.
“Oh, mistress, I´m so glad!!!” The holstaurus said relieved.
“What? Where?” She asked confused.
“Do not worry mistress, you’re home, it’s been 12 hours since you passed away” The maid answered her mistress. The bedroom’s door opened, only to reveal Pedro carrying a huge bowl full of soup.
“You really scared us back there, boss” he said with a smile.
“It is mis…just forget it; right now, I do not have the strength necessary to argue with you” The vampire said as her head rested on the soft pillow once more. Meanwhile, one of the maids was helping the young man to serve the soup.
“What is that? Smells delicious…” the tired vampire asked.
“It’s a family recipe…chicken soup. It’s really good when you feel ill” The young man asked to her employer.
“Considering the success of my mission…you could say that I feel like that…” She said as she placed her right hand over her forehead.
“There, there; this will make you feel a lot better” He said as he handed a plate full of soup to the young vampire. Since the chicken soup had some tomato in it, its color was a bit red, something that pleased Luceria and opened up her appetite. She began to eat the soup with passion.
“This is delicious, my servant, what is this soup made of?”She asked with curiosity.
“Chicken breasts, tomato, onion, parsley, and LOTS of GARLIC for your stamina” Pedro smiled.
Through the New York night, in an elegant and refined state, a heart ripping scream filled the space.
“PEEEEEEEEDROOOOOOOO!!!”
Luceria screamed before she starts to convulse again...
Meanwhile, tn the same hospital where Luceria failed her…self assigned mission; two figures descended from a car and enter the building, making their way to the reception desk. When they finally reached their destiny, one of them, a woman said.
“We heard there is a rape victim interned in this hospital. I’m detective Olivia Benson and this is my partner, detective Nick Amaro, from SVU…” The woman said to the receptionist.
Spoiler: show
“We were informed there is a rape victim interned in this hospital. I’m detective Olivia Benson and this is my partner, detective Nick Amaro, from SVU…” The woman said to the receptionist.
“Oh…him…” The nurse at the reception desk said.
Detective Benson looked at nurse confused. “Him?”
The nurse sighed and told them “You’ll understand when you’ll meet him”
A few minutes later, detectives Benson and Amaro were interviewing the supposed rape victim.
“So… Mr. Johnson” Said detective Benson “Would you care to tell us again what were you doing in that place?”
A dark skinned man prostrated on bed, wearing a strange wool hat; looked back at them and answered.
“I went looking for booty” He said nonchalantly.
“You went to that place looking for sex with an underage kid” Detective Amaro glared at him.
“Oh, no . I went looking for no little bars. I got no milk, no cookies, nothin’. I went looking for man’s butt…” He said in his nonchalant voice tone once more.
“Ma…Man’s butt…excuse me???” Detective Benson’s left eyebrow arched.
“Yeah…but it seems my lack of milk and cookies pissed off those little girls…” He said at the same time he scratched his head.
“Little…little girls???” Detective Amaro asked surprised.
“Yup…When I saw there was nothing of ma interest…I tried to leave that place. But those lil’ girls wearing pointy hats blocked ma path and closed da door…” Both detectives gave the man an incredulous look. He continued.
“Then, another little girl appeared, she worn almost nothing, just a small bikini…and a cape” Benson continued hearing the tale, making her best efforts to believe this man’s story.
“She had something on her head that looked like goat horns and that little bitch had hooves, not feet…” His voice broke with emotion; he almost couldn’t finish his tale.
“That’s when she said: I like you, and I want you, so…we can do this the easy way…or the hard way…the choice is yours” He said as his eyes became glassy.
“I laughed at her and tried to open the door” He began to rub his temples. “Oh, I see you chose the hard way, huh? Giiiiiirls, lets ruin that butt!!!” A soul piercing scream could be heard through the night of New York. Back to the present, this man couldn’t continue anymore. He broke to tears and cried like a frightened baby.
Back at the Precinct, the detective duo was sitting at their respective desks, trying to assimilate what they heard when suddenly, Detective Fin Tutuola came closer to detective Benson and asked.
“So…If I got this correctly…he was raped by little girls???” The though looking detective asked with serious doubts.
“And something that he described as a “bat-winged whore with evil black and red eyes” Detective Amaro said, totally tired of these turn of events.
“I mean, could you believe all the crap that guy said?” Detective Amaro asked his partners.
“I do” A voice that belonged to detective John Munch answered Amaro’s question. Munch hair was made a mess and he was holding a cigarette on his right hand; his clothes were also messy and when he finally reached his desk, he let himself fall on his chair.
“John? Where were you? You look…” Detective Amanda Rollins asked at the same time she casted a weird look back at his fellow detective.
“Let’s just say that Amy and I were having a little…celebration” He said with an ear to ear grin.
“Wait a second, Munch; Isn’t Amy that chick who’s waiting for a kidney transplant? John’s partner, detective Tutuola asked?
“Well…she isn’t anymore” Detective Munch laughed.
“Wait, wait, wait, Munch, How come she doesn’t need a transplant anymore, don’t tell me that you really…” Finn asked worried.
Oh no! A kind Lilim, you know, one of the daughter’s of the Demon Lord, turned her into a succubus, and we were …celebrating…a few moments a go” Munch said while he inhaled the cigarette smoke once more.
“A what, who is the daughter of who, turned her into a what???” Detective Tutuola asked confused; and it was not only him, practically all the police department placed their eyes on detective John Munch, some of them, wondering what the heck he was talking about.
“ Ok, let me get this straight, you don’t know about the Demon Lord and all about these monster girls, even when the Demon Lord herself send images and info directly into our brains??? Munch looked at his partners with surprise; he just couldn’t believe they didn’t know about the kind succubus lady and her kind.
“You mean all that was real?” Detective Benson asked
“Of course it was real” Munch inhaled the smoke once more “What the hell all of you were doing at that moment”
“I was sleeping” Finn answered “It was a my free day”
“Same for me” Detective Benson spoke. “I spend my second shift doing all the remaining paperwork, so I went directly to bed.”
“I also thought it was a dream” It was detective Amaro’s turn “My wife returned from Irak and we spent the entire night together.
“I was helluva drunk” Now, detective Rollins was the one doing the talk “Since I lost two grands at the horse races I needed some consolation” But exactly when Amanda finished talking the voice of captain Cragen filled the precinct.
“Rollins, to my office NOW!!!”
“Shit, not again…” Amanda got up from her desk and walked in the direction of Cragen’s office.
“So…all that was real…I simply don’t believe it…” Olivia said, incapable to handle the truth.
“Well, it’s time to start believing, Liv” Munch said at time he pointed towards the elevator. The metal doors opened and from within, the living truth about the Demon Lord and her Monster girls, appeared.
A tan skinned woman with a toned abdomen, nice and soft, big breasts, wide and beautiful hips, a face capable to put in shame even the best paid Hollywood actress and wearing only a top made of a plain piece of fabric, and a sarong tied to her waist, made her way towards the detectives desks.
Although her clothes were already strange enough (I mean, would you enter a New York police precinct dressed like that?); the fact that she had a really long snake tail instead of legs was the proof everybody needed to believe Munch’s tale. Everybody’s jaw dropped.
Olivia was so surprised that she never realized when the snake lady arrived at her desk.
“Excuse me “ The Lamia asked, but all the detectives were miles away.
“Excuse me” she asked once more, and finally, Olivia Benson finally woke up from her stupor.
“Ye-Yes, what… what can I do for you?” Totally distracted, the detective even dropped the lamp placed on her desk.
The Lamia sighed and said “ Look, I know my appearance can be a bit…shocking if you see me for the first time but, I really need assistance so, could you tell me where detective Benson is?
Before the detective could articulate a single world, the Lamia lady turned her head back and told to everybody staring at her tail “Excuse me!!!” with that comment, everybody returned to their own duties.
“Is everybody in this world that impressionable?” The snake woman thought in loud voice, placing the palm of her hand on her forehead.
“I would be if I suddenly saw a 13 feet snake woman inside a police precinct…”Detective Benson answer.
“I’m sorry…I sometime tend to forget that humans of this world have never seen our kind before” The lamia apologized.
“It’s…it’s okay…I guess” Olivia babbled a bit. “So…what…what can I do for you…miss”
“I want to report a kidnapping…and possible rape” she said with a serious look on her face.
“Oh…him…” The nurse at the reception desk said.
Detective Benson looked at nurse confused. “Him?”
The nurse sighed and told them “You’ll understand when you’ll meet him”
A few minutes later, detectives Benson and Amaro were interviewing the supposed rape victim.
“So… Mr. Johnson” Said detective Benson “Would you care to tell us again what were you doing in that place?”
A dark skinned man prostrated on bed, wearing a strange wool hat; looked back at them and answered.
“I went looking for booty” He said nonchalantly.
“You went to that place looking for sex with an underage kid” Detective Amaro glared at him.
“Oh, no . I went looking for no little bars. I got no milk, no cookies, nothin’. I went looking for man’s butt…” He said in his nonchalant voice tone once more.
“Ma…Man’s butt…excuse me???” Detective Benson’s left eyebrow arched.
“Yeah…but it seems my lack of milk and cookies pissed off those little girls…” He said at the same time he scratched his head.
“Little…little girls???” Detective Amaro asked surprised.
“Yup…When I saw there was nothing of ma interest…I tried to leave that place. But those lil’ girls wearing pointy hats blocked ma path and closed da door…” Both detectives gave the man an incredulous look. He continued.
“Then, another little girl appeared, she worn almost nothing, just a small bikini…and a cape” Benson continued hearing the tale, making her best efforts to believe this man’s story.
“She had something on her head that looked like goat horns and that little bitch had hooves, not feet…” His voice broke with emotion; he almost couldn’t finish his tale.
“That’s when she said: I like you, and I want you, so…we can do this the easy way…or the hard way…the choice is yours” He said as his eyes became glassy.
“I laughed at her and tried to open the door” He began to rub his temples. “Oh, I see you chose the hard way, huh? Giiiiiirls, lets ruin that butt!!!” A soul piercing scream could be heard through the night of New York. Back to the present, this man couldn’t continue anymore. He broke to tears and cried like a frightened baby.
Back at the Precinct, the detective duo was sitting at their respective desks, trying to assimilate what they heard when suddenly, Detective Fin Tutuola came closer to detective Benson and asked.
“So…If I got this correctly…he was raped by little girls???” The though looking detective asked with serious doubts.
“And something that he described as a “bat-winged whore with evil black and red eyes” Detective Amaro said, totally tired of these turn of events.
“I mean, could you believe all the crap that guy said?” Detective Amaro asked his partners.
“I do” A voice that belonged to detective John Munch answered Amaro’s question. Munch hair was made a mess and he was holding a cigarette on his right hand; his clothes were also messy and when he finally reached his desk, he let himself fall on his chair.
“John? Where were you? You look…” Detective Amanda Rollins asked at the same time she casted a weird look back at his fellow detective.
“Let’s just say that Amy and I were having a little…celebration” He said with an ear to ear grin.
“Wait a second, Munch; Isn’t Amy that chick who’s waiting for a kidney transplant? John’s partner, detective Tutuola asked?
“Well…she isn’t anymore” Detective Munch laughed.
“Wait, wait, wait, Munch, How come she doesn’t need a transplant anymore, don’t tell me that you really…” Finn asked worried.
Oh no! A kind Lilim, you know, one of the daughter’s of the Demon Lord, turned her into a succubus, and we were …celebrating…a few moments a go” Munch said while he inhaled the cigarette smoke once more.
“A what, who is the daughter of who, turned her into a what???” Detective Tutuola asked confused; and it was not only him, practically all the police department placed their eyes on detective John Munch, some of them, wondering what the heck he was talking about.
“ Ok, let me get this straight, you don’t know about the Demon Lord and all about these monster girls, even when the Demon Lord herself send images and info directly into our brains??? Munch looked at his partners with surprise; he just couldn’t believe they didn’t know about the kind succubus lady and her kind.
“You mean all that was real?” Detective Benson asked
“Of course it was real” Munch inhaled the smoke once more “What the hell all of you were doing at that moment”
“I was sleeping” Finn answered “It was a my free day”
“Same for me” Detective Benson spoke. “I spend my second shift doing all the remaining paperwork, so I went directly to bed.”
“I also thought it was a dream” It was detective Amaro’s turn “My wife returned from Irak and we spent the entire night together.
“I was helluva drunk” Now, detective Rollins was the one doing the talk “Since I lost two grands at the horse races I needed some consolation” But exactly when Amanda finished talking the voice of captain Cragen filled the precinct.
“Rollins, to my office NOW!!!”
“Shit, not again…” Amanda got up from her desk and walked in the direction of Cragen’s office.
“So…all that was real…I simply don’t believe it…” Olivia said, incapable to handle the truth.
“Well, it’s time to start believing, Liv” Munch said at time he pointed towards the elevator. The metal doors opened and from within, the living truth about the Demon Lord and her Monster girls, appeared.
A tan skinned woman with a toned abdomen, nice and soft, big breasts, wide and beautiful hips, a face capable to put in shame even the best paid Hollywood actress and wearing only a top made of a plain piece of fabric, and a sarong tied to her waist, made her way towards the detectives desks.
Although her clothes were already strange enough (I mean, would you enter a New York police precinct dressed like that?); the fact that she had a really long snake tail instead of legs was the proof everybody needed to believe Munch’s tale. Everybody’s jaw dropped.
Olivia was so surprised that she never realized when the snake lady arrived at her desk.
“Excuse me “ The Lamia asked, but all the detectives were miles away.
“Excuse me” she asked once more, and finally, Olivia Benson finally woke up from her stupor.
“Ye-Yes, what… what can I do for you?” Totally distracted, the detective even dropped the lamp placed on her desk.
The Lamia sighed and said “ Look, I know my appearance can be a bit…shocking if you see me for the first time but, I really need assistance so, could you tell me where detective Benson is?
Before the detective could articulate a single world, the Lamia lady turned her head back and told to everybody staring at her tail “Excuse me!!!” with that comment, everybody returned to their own duties.
“Is everybody in this world that impressionable?” The snake woman thought in loud voice, placing the palm of her hand on her forehead.
“I would be if I suddenly saw a 13 feet snake woman inside a police precinct…”Detective Benson answer.
“I’m sorry…I sometime tend to forget that humans of this world have never seen our kind before” The lamia apologized.
“It’s…it’s okay…I guess” Olivia babbled a bit. “So…what…what can I do for you…miss”
“I want to report a kidnapping…and possible rape” she said with a serious look on her face.
