Monster Girl Songs and Poems

[L337 m4n]

Alright this is something I'm not used to but in another forum Feathers or Monster Man is more familiar with this as he wrote quite the harpy-related poetry and such. Now you can parodize, create and all that but keep it monster related. I'll make the rules as it goes so sorry if I make a mistake or two.

Now I'll start and talk about the creation of Golems. Now we know the story of magic and stone but if you knew the truth which the EYE knows and hides you'd never look at golems the same. Specially after learning how they made the golems and "fuel" them.

(Keep in mind this is a parody. Sub knows this is part of the rivalry. Anyway here's the youtube video which inspired this.)
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Lyrics:
Now a Golem's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of stone and magic
But a golem's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a EYE device

Let's delve deeper into EYE philosophy
Far beyond that of a Golem's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating EYE
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of EYE's being order and stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

In the Golem Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Golem Factory, where not a single soul gets through

(Thanks Feathers. Gotta close the other one. I'll find out how to do that I guess.)

[Feathers]

Nice work it's good to see more poems. Seems this one was written with Subliminal in mind. ^^ I'm not really sure where to put this topic..what do you guys think? If it's a community poem thread I'm thinking General MG may be best after all. No one seems to have saw this topic yet.

[L337 m4n]

Yeah Subliminal was who I had in mind when making it.

Now I suppose I have a new one with PAZ or Peacekeeper in mind. This is for the merc who fights and destroys those who oppose order.

Akumetsu(PeaceKeeper)
Skill purest skill, divine and refined.
Shines without flaw, proven in battles many many times

with a judgement sharpened keen, By the power I receive
from the Blinded Eye

This gun will snipe away all remaining flaws
To purify this world

The name is Peacekeeper
A soldier resurrected to a vile and devastated world.
They call him Peacekeeper.
Restoring harmony, calm the voices of discord.
Destroy, tonight, all the evil SINS.

Will purest will, returning from beyond.
How did you feel trapped inside the Prison for many many years?

In the quiet of the shadows,
where the hidden eyes were searching for the enemy.
Existence has been sealed from the true reality,
In the glow of the Akumetsu

The name is Peacekeeper.
Given to a way of life not blindly following the road.
They call him Peacekeeper.
Shatter any barriers that stand between him and his goal.
Destroy, tonight, all the evil SINS.

Terminate, the repeating
Chain of accursed folly

The name is Peacekeeper.
A soldier resurrected to a vile and devastated world.
They call him Peacekeeper.
Restoring harmony, calm the voices of discord.
Destroy, tonight, all the evil SINS.

Defeat would mean the death of me,
Undefeated 'till my end!

Not perfect but it's a start.

[L337 m4n]

Figure I do one of myself since I did Sub and Paz.

Kill Mr. Shady Lord
by L337 m4n

Promestein: Kill that blasted Shady guy!

Angel: How should we do it?

Hainuwele: What’s the plan?

B. Alice: Ilias said to work together.

All: All of us. All together bonded forever!

All: Lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala.

Kill the Blasted SHADOW MAN. Shoot him down with glee! Make him in lots of pain for all of history!

Promestein: First we will lure and sweep him out into a busy street. Then were gonna ambush him and knock the fool right off his feet!

Hainuwele: Wait I got a better plan to burn that blasted little man! Lets bring him to a boiling pool and then with that the day we rule!

All: Catch that pesky little twerp! Make him really pay! Smash him with a metal block that’ll make his day!

Promestein and B. Alice: Then dear old Ilias.

Hainuwele: can take over the world.

Angel: She will be pleased by our success…

Promestein and Angel: That she will declare us the best!

All: YES!

Promestein: I say we do this fast as we head up to his house. Be slick

Grab the dweeb while he’s asleep and run away so fast and quick.

B. Alice: You are a fool. Think now if we go and try to do the plan that way,

Lord Shadow can wake up quick and then he will just go and save the day.

All: Capture that shady pipsqueak. We will make him cry. Then were gonna torture him and see the bugger die!

Hain: Because the old god Ilias is the meanest girl around

Angel: If I got the old god really mad, I would defiantly look out!

Promestein: She will defiantly give us a real big smirk

B. Alice: about doing real nice fantastic Work.

Angel: Perhaps dear Ilias will let us own

Promestein: A million exploding bomb bones!

All: We are her creations and we do our dear fair part. We always try to please her because that is what is smart.

Angel: I wish these asses weren’t so dumb.

Others: We aren’t dumb the dumb ones. You’re the one!

Angel: Shut it.

Others: Make us!

B. Alice: I have something. Listen up. You guys will like this one you’ll know.

One of us will go to his house disguised as a new hyakushou for him so.

Do his work for a real long time until he goes to get some sleep

And then the maid will let us in and then we’ll surround him.

Then he’s ours.

All: Kill the Blasted Shadow Man show him who we are! After we are done with him, he’ll feel like a broken car!

Kill that blasted little fool! Shoot him all around! Make old Ilias be really extremely proud!

Beat up the Lord Shady. End his pathetic life. All of us shoot him and Turn - Off - All - His - Lights! Hahahahahaha!

Formotosis: Those were your plans? God Ilias does make crappy servants. You actually make Zeus seem smart.

(Give your thoughts on this parody with the enemies from Great Alliance RP)

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[Subliminal]

Greetings

There´s nobody more fitting than Black Alice to play this role, specially
if she takes the place of the witch from the original song.

On the other hand, Promestein is somewhat of an odd one out, specially
when everybody sings at unison. She is normally portrayed as being a
careful mastermind behind the curtains rather than a mischievous
field operative...

Anyway, you achieved an entertaining piece of work here. Well done.
Hopefully the gang will succeed in their plan of killing the"little lord
shady"...

Yours.

[theOneSin]

Had this sitting around and mind as well put it here.

Succubus

I called you a stupid whore
With your curves and twists
Good for sex, nothing more
The enemy of all Baptists

With your curves and twists
I have learned to resist
The enemy of all Baptists
You are now dismissed

I have learned to resist
But I was doomed after your kiss
You are now dismissed
Please come back and give me bliss

I was doomed after your kiss
My mind is filled with mist
Please come back and give me bliss
Bind us together, wrist to wrist

My mind is filled with mist
And you’ve come to settle the score
Bind us together, wrist to wrist
I called you a stupid whore

[Feathers]

That's a fearfully accurate tale of how a succubus can charm men even if they were not willing at first. Good job showing their sneaky intentions and depicting how much the man's mind is changed (corrupted with "dark mist"?) after her sex. I'll be sure to keep resisting them and sticking with harpies.. ^^;