AU PokeGirl RP

[Tsar CUBE]

This is a two player RP between me and Fort set in an AU inspired by Poke Girls. We are going to set the setting and the game on the fly as we play with minimal planning and see how it turns out.

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Cedomir was sitting on a large leather couch in his dark room. The large plasma screen of his TV illuminated the room dimly. On the screen a VERY attractive Tigress was was riding a guy on the bed and moaning in pleasure. Despite the fact that it was the middle of the week and middle of the day, he was once more wasting his day away on pointless stuff like porn and video games. Cedomir wasn't really motivated to do anything else, his parents were loaded with more cash then they could ever hope to spend in their life time so there really was nothing else for him to do as everything was pretty much there already, in the comfort of his own room. The only problem was... his father... the stuck up prick kept giving him lectures now and then about doing something with his life. These lecturers were increasing in frequency so Cedomir had a feeling that one of these days his dad might snap and do something drastic...

Suddenly the door to his room banged open as though kicked open by a horse.

"Ced, what's up?" called out a rather enthusiastic voice... a voice that Cedomir knew quite well, a voice that belonged to his childhood friend.

Tsar strode into the dark room and opened the closed curtains to let some light in, "no offence man, I hate Dark places, so I will let some light in if you don't mind" he said as he changed his attention to the TV screen and sighed in resignation.

"How long are you going to watch that garbage?" Tsar asked and the TV shut off as the plug jumped out of the wall on it's own when he looked at it. "It's a pretty nice day outside you know, not too cold and the sun isn't overbearing, yet you are sitting here in this coffin with the shutters closed."

Tsar paced across the room and started rummaging through Cedomir's stuff on the shelves like he owned the place, "wanna go out of town and explore the outskirts?" asked Tsar as he flipped open a walk-through for some ancient first person shooter, "I hear there are a lot of ferals around there these days, might be a challenge to run into one... and then run away from one" suggested Tsar with a grin as he dropped the manual on the shelf again, "how about it?"

[Fort]

Cedomir Nonus, 17, the first and only child of Rick Nonus, a wealthy business man in this city, found himself doing the same thing he had done every day since he had reach seventeen, sitting in front of the TV and doing nothing. He didn't feel very motivated to do anything, his father was not pleased that even at that age he was still doing nothing to show any signs of promise that he would eventually take up his business.

His friend went into his house with his usual entrance, he merely shrugged. "It's going okay..." He said as the man went to open his curtain. "Wait... that' stuff is blinding..." He said as he moved his arm to cover his eyes. "Why did you do that for?" He asked.

When asked about going outside and sighed. "As much as I want to go mate... I can't today." He didn't seem very enthusiastic about what was happening at all. He pulled out what seemed like a piece of paper, it was a cheque with a large sum of credit on it. Sure the young man like to do that with his friend before right after he pestered his father for money, but this time the amount as too large. "He's kicking me out... and saying this is all I get until I become a successful tamer." Becoming a tamer, something that many other would dream of doing Ced seemed to say it in a monotone that seemed to be a curse. "Which is why I can't go out and play today, have to go to the breeders and get this girl and get on my way. It's been nice spending time with you." He said to Tsar, then facing the house and pretending to hug the air. "And you too... But I have to go now."

Ced finally made the initiative to go for the door, tucking his cheque away and pulling out an appointment slip to go to the breeders. "So uhm... you want to come along for that? I really wonder who the girl would be."

[Tsar CUBE]

Tsar had just picked up an expensive looking bottle of rum from the shelf when Cedomir informed him that his father kicked him out and that he was now leaving to become a tamer. Tsar blinked a few times at his friend who was pocketing a cheque and heading for the door when he burst out laughing and took a very generous swing from the rum bottle.

"That's... that's a good one Ced" Tsar said as he tried to get his laughter under control, "you? A tamer? Are you kidding me?"

However, Tsar was beginning to think he was serious as the guy did indeed, tear his ass off the couch for the first time in ages on volunteer basis without Tsar dragging him off it.

"Wait... you are serious?" he asked shocked and took another swing of the rum, "you will get slaughtered out there..." said Tsar a bit more grimly, after all it wasn't a joke to become a tamer just out of the blue with no training or anything.

Tsar pocketed the rum bottle in his trench coat and ran after his friend, "what the fuck man?! Why am I finding this out only now?!" asked Tsar as he ran after him, "I got like... nothing to do here if you're not around!" he complained as he caught up with him.

Then some sort of realisation hit his face, the idea seemed insane... but then again Tsar was a master of insane ideas that always got him and Cedomir into deep shit each and every time.

"Actually... you know what... I think I would like to see this, so I'm coming with you, after all someone will have to bring your corpse back to your family" he joked as he strode along with enthusiasm... this was... going to be more fun then taunting ferals in the country side after all...

[Fort]

"Uhm.... I know that. Which was one other reason why I am quite seriously about preparing myself." He said to Tsar before looking at the appointment slip again, as of yet he didn't even seem to have a bag ready. "And of course who the girl would be, if I get someone bad then yeah... I'll get slaughtered very badly." He said that in a equally grim way. "But hey, I told dad about this, he said he would personally move me out if I don't, and without a pokegirl. So yeah. I'd be more screwed that way."

He started to walk out of the door and looking out in the bright and sunny day. "He told me this morning, and expect me to be gone when he returns from work. So he was pretty pissed, I guess you're right when the other time you said he was about to snap. I guess today he did snap."

As they started to set off to the tamer's facility Ced raised an eyebrowl. "Wait... you're coming with me? Uhm okay. Maybe we could ask the breeders to get you a pokegirl as well." He told him, he seemed cheered up a little that his friend would be following him.

Finally arriving at the lab he pushed in like he owned the place, just like a spoiled heir to a large business empire would. "I have an appointment here... for a pokegirl and pokedex as well as all the essentials needed to make me a tamer." He said as he talked to the first person he saw that looked like he worked there.

[Tsar CUBE]

"A poke girl?" asked Tsar surprised by Ced's suggestion, "hell no, why would I even need one, I can look out for myself, I don't need a woman to watch my back" he added with an air of confidence as he slipt on a pair of slick shades against the sun. "You on the other hand could use one... after all those two D eroge babes wont be able to save you from getting killed out there" added Tsar with a chuckle.

It doesn't take long for them to arrive to the closest "Breeding Center" and Tsar observes once more Ced's complete and utter lack of manners as he pushes his way up to the reception and demands his gear and poke girl. Behind the reception sits a large bulky man in his forties smoking a large Cuban cigar as he watches a live broadcast of some Poke Girl martial arts tournament. Upon Ced's rather rude demand he sighs and tears his gaze away from the TV to lean over the counter.

"Is that so kid?" he asks and blows a large cloud of cigar smoke in Ced's face before leaning back in his massive leather office chair and proping his feet up on the counter not far from Ced's face.

"I assume you have all your credentials here... as well as the payment?" he asks and blows another cloud of cigar smoke into Ced's general direction, "and if so, then what sort of lass ye be looking for?" he asked and inhaled some cigar smoke before releasing it in yet another cloud that drifts in your general direction.

Tsar stands behind Ced with a small pocket battery powered fan, blowing all the smoke away from himself as he watches the exchange between the two.

[Fort]

"I still think you couldn't go wrong with one... even if you just use for for the... you know sex." Ced said, even though he wanted to one just for sex he knew that his father would have never allowed that, now though he knew that taming wasn't just for recreational purposes, it was a necessity, should be a bonus... but he knew from hearing all the others talk about the wild that is was no nice place, and it would be dangerous.

"Yes... why are you calling me kid... I'm fricking seventeen for goodness sake." He said blatantly coughing the smoke back at him, with the type of smug annoyance that typically higher statused men had, seemed like he picked up a lot of bad habits, it didn't help that he looked more like fifteen or sixteen.. "Anyhow. Here's the papers." He said a she handed him the slip. "As for money... that's not really a problem." He said as he gave his pocket that housed his wallet a feel.

"So what kind of girls you have here. I want one that is strong but not hard to control." He said, trying to seek the balance between power and ease of use... surprisingly enough he didn't bring up the issue of taming habits, that really wasn't a priority at this point.

[Tsar CUBE]

The man shifted through the papers as he checked their validity, still occasionally blowing a puff of smoke in Ced's general direction. "We got all kinds kid... all kinds" he finally said and grunted as he got off his seat and headed for the door behind the reception.

"Follow me Kid" he said in a gruff voice and opened the door, motioning Ced to follow him.

Tsar wasn't really interested in waiting around in the reception so he decided to follow as well, after all it was interesting to see just how badly Ced stuffs up his first impression on his first poke girl.

"There are plenty to choose from, though depending on how much you are willing to pay, there could be even more..." the guy lectured as he walked with a cloud of cigar smoke trailing behind him.

After the trip through the white corridor, all three enter a wide open space with a large dome over it. Sounds of battle or something similar could be heard from inside and as Ced looks around he see an assortment of Poke Girls all either playing various games or having small battles all over.

"So have a look and decide kid, don't take too long" the man said as he leaned back on the wall and lit up a fresh cigar with a metallic lighter.

Most of the girl species Ced recognised, they were all quite common starters. However, there was one that was out of place. She had dark chocolatey skin clad in a tight leather bodice and long white hair in a long pony tail. She was sitting away from all the others in a corner, reading some sort of book with a rather bored expression. Ced recognised her species as a Dark Elf.

[Fort]

With every mention of the word kid Ced found his eyes narrowing a little bit more, until when he finally had trouble seeing and he blinked. "Right..." He remarked as he followed him, obviously the man had no idea who he was... or who his father was. That was the interesting thing, if his father was here... everyone would be very polite and friendly, but given he wasn't they could act all holy around the young man. He'd have whats coming to him one day.

"Money isn't really a problem, I just want one that fit the description that I have said earlier.. powerful and not hard to control. That's all I ask." He eyed Tsar as he followed him, obviously he wasn't comfortable being alone with the cigar eating man, and was glad that his friend was tagging along.

He felt fascinated to see the girls play around as he walked passed by them before stopping.

"Hey... I'll decide when I decide, won't take bloody ages you know." He said as he looked at all of the girls, obviously one captured his eyes and he could tell it would capture the eye of anyone else.

He admired... almost drooled at her form as he looked up and down her lethal clad clothing, his heart racing a bit faster. "Her..." He pointed at the dark elf. "How about her. Is she hard to manage?"

[Tsar CUBE]

The man craned his head up and blew a puff of smoke in the air before looking at where Ced was pointing, "oh her... Sam has been here quite a while... mostly because of her price tag" replied the man as he took another inhale of the cigar.

"Dark Elves aren't too hard to manage... so long as you are not female" he said with a shrug, "so assuming you got the dough to pay for her then you might as well go and say hi to her" he suggested with a bored nod.

"want me to back you up... in case her dialogue turns out different from the those of the 2D girls you are accustomed to?" asked Tsar as he stepped forward, obviously the guy was sort of bored out of his mind here.

[Fort]

"Price tag?" The young man smirked evilly at the breeder expert and pulled out a credit card. "Now then..." He said to him as he looked over at Sam, already feeling his body tingly... did that mean he got to... tame her today. He could hardly contain his excitement.

"I'll talk with her first after sorting out this... price problem." He said as he stepped in close to her, turning to Tsar to snap back at his remark. "The games are a accurate depiction of real life scenarios."

"Hello Sam." He said to her before giving her a wave and then trying to look into her eyes, it made it look like he was staring at her. "I'm going to be your tamer... we're going to have all the adventures together."

[Tsar CUBE]

The girl looked up from her book and closed it with a light snap.

"Is that so?" she asked a bit surprised, "and what is your name?" she asked curious as her eyes traced over Ced a few times, obviously trying to evaluate him.

"Is there any particular reason you are choosing me over the odd fifty others here who cost a fraction of the price?" Sam asked clearly surprised that anyone was even interested in taking her up, given how much she actually cost compared to the others here.

Tsar lurked in the background and pulled out his phone to film this encounter... which the Dark Elf noticed and raised an eye brow at Ced, "what is that guy doing filming us?" she asked slightly annoyed at Tsar's strange behaviour.

[Fort]

"Uhm... Cedomir." He said, trying to sound serious as Ced... the name he was usually called by was not very. "Well... do you really need me to name a reason?" He said to her when she asked him, surprisingly enough he felt like eh was the one being examined rather than her. "You look pretty, and I know a thing or two about dark elves and their magic. I think you'll be a good starter for me." He told her, trying to sound nice to her, something that Ced actually rarely did, usually the man was more concerned with flaunting and looking cool while making others look bad... or t least trying to.

"Hey... quit it." He turned to Tsar. "Didn't ask you to back me up and I don't see how filing this was." He said to him as he seemed to be taking footage of their encounter, no doubt he thought it was going to be funny... and at Cedomir's expense.

"Ignore him for now. I'm interested in you after all." He reached forward with one hand and tilted her chin. "Are you interested in joiningme?"

[Tsar CUBE]

As you tilted her chin up to you, she smiled, "why not" she said getting up and dropping the book down on her seat and linking her arm with yours and began to walk with you to the receptionist... with Tsar following behind and still filming.

"It's day one of the great Ced's tamer career and things are off to a good start as he somehow managed to make a good impression on his new starter... but just how long will his luck last? Tune in next time to see the shit hit the fan as Ced steps takes his first steps out of town" announced Tsar dramatically and stopped filming. Clearly the guy was bored out of his mind right now.

Once Ced reached the receptionist the man nodded to him and gave him an electronic card swiper to make the payment and a set of 5 pokeballs and a pokedex with his tamer licence. As you swiped the card you realised why no one has taken her before... this beauty cost a substantial amount of money that no normal tamer would ever be able to afford at the start of their career.

Once the transaction was over, the guy escorted you two out, closely followed by Tsar who seemed eager to get on with the big adventure... or maybe he was just eager to see Ced fail and to document it. As the sliding doors to the Breeding centre close Tsar takes off at a run, "I'll meet you two at the North city gates" he calls out with a wave, "need to grab some stuff from home!"

You don't really have time to stop him and the two of you are left alone.

"That guy... has too much free time" Sam notes as she reties her long beautiful ponytail of snow white hair, "Shall we?" she asks and links her arm with yours and began to lead you in the direction of the North city gates while telling you how glad she was to be out of that boring centre and how dull life was there.

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Tsar had rushed straight for his house, through the front door and to his room. He needed just the essentials as he was certain Ced was going to ditch him at the gates if he didn't get there before him. He grabbed his bag containing some essential camping gear and medicals. He opened his wardrobe and was greeted with a site of rows upon rows of knives, kukri, shuriken and axes of various sorts. He knew there was no way he could carry it all so he just grabbed a few knives and closed the wardrobe again before sprinting down stairs. He walked past his father who was lazily reading the morning newspaper and grabbed a lethal looking katana that was hanging on the wall before strapping it on his back and ducking near the closet to begin digging inside it. His mother (Alaka-Wham) popped her head in from the kitchen, "um Tsar honey, where are you going with Kira's blade?" she asked concerned, "It's meant to be your brother's if she ever gives birth to one..."

"I'll give it back if that ever happens" replied Tsar as he took out what looked like a semi automatic pistol with a laser sight and scope and began fitting a silencer to it. This made his mother's eye twitch slightly, "Um... Tsar honey?"

Tsar tucked the gun in his belt and showed a few boxes of bullets into the back pack before grabbing an identical gun and tucking it in a holster under his coat, "yeah mum?" he asked absent mindedly and closed the wardrobe after taking out a thin armoured vest and donning it under his leather trench coat.

"...where... are you going?" she asked a bit nervous now.

"To play a game with Ced" replied Tsar calmly as he grabbed his wallet from the fire place and pocketed it.

"Are you going to be back home in time for dinner?" his mother asked with a rather nervous look on her face.

"Knowing Ced... then probably" said Tsar as he was certain he will be dragging the guy's body back to his parents waaaay before dinner.

He walked over to his mother and hugged her, "bye mum" he said with a smile and ran out the door heading for the North city gates.

"Is he... going to be alright?" the mother asked as Tsar's father finally set the newspaper down and took a sip of coffee.

"The kid's just having fun honey" he replied and relaxed back in on the sofa.

"With your guns and survival gear?" the Alaka-Wham asked nervously.

"Yep..." replied the father and put his hands behind his head with a smile, "just harmless fun".

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Meanwhile Ced finally reached the North City gates to find Tsar already standing there with a black bag and a katana on his back.

"So Ced..." said Tsar as he put on a pair of stylish shades that could not have mad this scene look any less cheesy then it already was, "ready to kick some feral ass?"

Sam frowned at this, "I just hope I wont have to scrape you two of the ground..." she said darkly and took your hand as the three walked out of the city and into the wild outside.

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The main road was overgrown with a rather thick forest that surrounded the whole city. The closest town down the road was known as Amber town, it was roughly two days walk away and was located on the outer edge of the forest. The guards at the gate let them through with a sigh, clearly doubting the party had much chances with just one Dark Elf with them. As the group ventured forth, the sun was completely blocked out by the massive tree overhead that let only trace amounts of light through, enough to illuminate the forest floor and road but not enough to give comfortable vision, giving off an impression of twilight even though it was still pretty early in the day.

[Pokemonaces]

Seeing as how this RP had no activity for the last 2 months, I'm going to lock it till Tsar reclaims or chooses to delete it