Xbox Joke

Fanfic Fetishist · Post by **Fanfic Fetishist** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:47 pm

Flare wrote:....$499 for the X-Box One.

*opens wallet*

*watches moths fly out*

Nope.

Drazzimyr · Post by **Drazzimyr** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:48 pm

Fanfic Fetishist wrote:
Flare wrote:....$499 for the X-Box One.
*opens wallet*

*watches moths fly out*

Nope.

Don't buy it at all, it's not worth it, even if you have the money.

Post by **Jinouga87** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:01 pm

I want to go through the links since the second vid has links to stuff. Plus I already have an Xbox One in storage. Got I a few years ago.

Post by **Flare** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:03 pm

..What?

We're not talking the original X-box here Jin.

Vendettadabeast · Post by **Vendettadabeast** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:06 pm

I am dissatisfied,disappointed and en raged at the E3 announcement, why the fuck would Killer Instinct be only for Xbox one WHY DAMMIT!!!!!!. After years of waiting this is what they give me the game I've been waiting for only available on a home computer trying to be passed off as a gaming system an over priced one at that.

WTF!!!!!!

Post by **Jinouga87** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:11 pm

Flare wrote:..What?

We're not talking the original X-box here Jin.

You missed the joke Flare. The first Xbox is what non-gamers and others are going to think of when they hear Xbox One.

Drazzimyr · Post by **Drazzimyr** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:21 pm

A link to a post that I reblogged on my tumblr as to why the Xbox One is a flaming piece of shit garbage.

EDIT: I shall now refer to the Xbox One as the Xbox Shit-Garbage

Post by **Flare** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:49 pm

Jinouga87 wrote:
Flare wrote:..What?

We're not talking the original X-box here Jin.
You missed the joke Flare. The first Xbox is what non-gamers and others are going to think of when they hear Xbox One.

Probably because (At least around here) they know the difference between the two.

Fanfic Fetishist · Post by **Fanfic Fetishist** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:56 pm

The--Flesh--is--Weak wrote:A link to a post that I reblogged on my tumblr as to why the Xbox One is a flaming piece of shit garbage.

EDIT: I shall now refer to the Xbox One as the Xbox Shit-Garbage

I think Bad Joke will work just fine.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:02 pm

And this is Sony's response regarding the sharing games issue.

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Also here is a release of E3 Stuff

Scrapmaster · Post by **Scrapmaster** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:55 am

And apprently

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dead rising 3, is going exclusively for the xbox one...

i guess i can be happy with Infamous: the second son, Killzone: shadowars and Knack...i guess
but WHY?! i loved the dead rising series <:o, dang it CAPCOM

Rezeed · Post by **Rezeed** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:18 am

At least they make it up by having Megaman show up for the next smash brothers game.

As I mention on another thread. Microsoft stocks went down dramatically in light of the news as well as cause sales for the WIIU to go up dramatically as well.

Post by **Flare** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:43 pm

Microsoft tells some gamers "Fuck you." basically.

JimmyRuss · Post by **JimmyRuss** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:45 pm

180 countries don't support the Xbone
If you are thinking of getting the Xbone and you live in one of the countries not listed, think again.

Xbone vs PS4

Who dropped the ball? Microsoft. Microsoft dropped the ball.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:52 pm

Flare wrote:Microsoft tells some gamers "Fuck you." basically.

So basically Microsoft is just going to die of in the gaming part of its business due to being one generation behind in popularity and also in development of "Practical" and "Useful" technology.

Gamergirl64 · Post by **Gamergirl64** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:48 am

Watch them be forced to discontinue it in a matter of weeks, after release date, as it wont hit the numbers they were hoping. (actually, I doubt if it will go anywhere near those numbers)

Well, if it's actually possible, it might hit A number... It'll hit the number ONE!

musical74 · Post by **musical74** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:03 am

If the link Flare posted isn't satire, I have this to say about the new Xbox:

Giving up already?

Post by **Flare** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:06 am

It's not a satiric article.

Rezeed · Post by **Rezeed** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 am

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=587891

Microsoft has gone desperate to the point of them never return while showing how pathetic they are and this has been confirmed to be true at a few sources.

Also, this drives the point home: https://www.google.co.uk/finance?q=NASD ... d=0CC8Q2AE

Post by **Flare** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:25 am

I'll add to the shit pile we seem to be dumping on it.

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.

If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

I'm kinda taking this with a grain of salt here... but if it's true... holy. Fuck.

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