Gyoubu Tanuki
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Oersted
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Hrmm...I do not know why, but somehow I feel like she is going to try and trick me into buying something I do not need...
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dragonstryke58
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Gyoubu Tanuki: What? You need something to spice up your love life? Try this Ero-dating manual. It has all you need to know about how to make a extremely great enough impression on a girl to hook her for life. And what's more I'm selling this last copy for only 2.99 MG dollars!
*fufufu...and it comes with a special something too...fufufu*
*fufufu...and it comes with a special something too...fufufu*
I thought that love had given up on me...but while I was here, I found that love had different shapes and was in different places. I experienced so many types of love. After traveling this world, I can say this for certain: I love monster girls! --Shuu from To the World of MGE
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Rezeed
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
If I were to guess, the extra thing is the MGE equivilient of a "Kick Me" Sign.
A "Fuck me, I'm SUPER HORNY" Sign.
You can see how that work.
A "Fuck me, I'm SUPER HORNY" Sign.
You can see how that work.
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dragonstryke58
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Gyoubu Tanuki: well, you need someone to try it on, right?
I thought that love had given up on me...but while I was here, I found that love had different shapes and was in different places. I experienced so many types of love. After traveling this world, I can say this for certain: I love monster girls! --Shuu from To the World of MGE
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the void
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
im thinking that she would have a pitch like"satisfaction guaranteed, one way or another"
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hothead1021
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
And that Dear Void is her sale's pitchthe void wrote:im thinking that she would have a pitch like"satisfaction guaranteed, one way or another"
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Or she could have the time of her life watching some over-paranoid dude go nuts in his mind over what hidden effects the product that she offers him could do.....when it's TOTALLY just a regular item with no tricks, which causes her amusement to rise even greater.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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hothead1021
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
she does seem the type to play mind games with the unsuspecting doesn't it?
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Heh, seems like a guarantee actually. In fact, a totally honest Tanuki that ISN'T known for false-advertising or fraudulent merchandising would TOTALLY go against the canon to be assumed from her.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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hothead1021
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
She'd also look like the type to give out false bargains and use the "Bait and Switch" Tactic in economics.
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
How much ya wanna bet that she even deals with Fourth Wall Dimension products like the Tanuki Leaf? XD
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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hothead1021
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
she may even be reading these very posts right now. 
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
>.>
<.<
O_O
I think I can sense her close by......
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O_O
I think I can sense her close by......
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Exodus
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
I do not like the look on her face... .______________.
And what is up with all those heart shaped items in the box on her back? (I sense something ominous...)
And what is up with all those heart shaped items in the box on her back? (I sense something ominous...)
I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE DESTROYER AND CREATOR OF WORLDS
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials.
A good way to save face to is keep the lower half shut.
Too many of us keep looking forward to the good old days.
Hospitality - Making your guest feel at home when you wish they were.
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor man made perfect without trials.
A good way to save face to is keep the lower half shut.
Too many of us keep looking forward to the good old days.
Hospitality - Making your guest feel at home when you wish they were.
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hothead1021
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
the heart shaped fruits are ones that actually raise a woman's attractiveness and sex drive, I believe they were called Gnome fruits, so she's selling those types of merchandise as well
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Reeeaaaally now......But what's the point then? ALL mamono are hawt. Unless the Tanuki can take a human form somehow, I don't see'er sellin' that stuff ta human chicks anytime soon.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Whippe Lash
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
Why? You're the Insect Empress, right? Why would you need additional looks and confidence, eh? Shouldn't you kinda ALREADY have that if you've got an entire legion'o insect people at yer disposal?
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Whippe Lash
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Gyoubu Tanuki
So ya spoke outta context, go figure. Since the current subject was selling Ghoul Saliva, I assumed that's what you said you'd buy from her.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.