Hobgoblin
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GorgonMage
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Re: Hobgoblin
That was a wonderful comic. All the goblins and the hobgoblins looked so cute. I think I would be the one chasing them.
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Hobgoblin
Actually, that comic was almost spot-on about my view'o the Hobgobby. Rousing one-liners without knowing AT ALL why she's doing so.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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GorgonMage
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Re: Hobgoblin
I WANNA ADOPT A HOBGOBLIN! They're so CUTE!
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Re: Hobgoblin
Damn it, both here and on the "other site" I keep hallucinating and seeing the name as "Hobogoblin"... 
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With righteous anger in our hearts!
We draw forth the sword that smites evil!
Thou art the innocent blade----Demonbane!
Lemuria Impact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtkCGQ9aTIc
Lemuria Impact translation:
"In this World of Light, there is no place for you of the Darkness!
Thirst not! Hunger not! Return to the Void!
Lemuria Impact!"
"Sublimate!"
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Re: Hobgoblin
Now I'm just picturing Hobgoblins (and even regular goblins) standing on a street corner with an empty can asking for change.
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Hobgoblin
And if they don't get change from a man that happens to walk by: *BONK!!*
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Remember folks!: If you don't wanna have a Hobgoblin and her gang of Goblins bonking you on the head, give them change when they beg for it...and then get bonked on the head anyway cause they find you really attractive.FlashGrenade0 wrote:And if they don't get change from a man that happens to walk by: *BONK!!*
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
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FlashGrenade0
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That. Is. HILARIOUS. Why didn't I think of that? I must be losin' my touch. >_<
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Nah bro, I just beat ya to the punch was all. It's cool though! I'm sure that the Hobgoblin appreciates the humor we're instilling in her thread!FlashGrenade0 wrote:That. Is. HILARIOUS. Why didn't I think of that? I must be losin' my touch. >_<
Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo)
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
My favorite monster girls (Names for those whom I remember. Will update when I come up with more names.
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Hobgoblin
Oh I'm quite sure. If there's something that even SHE can ALWAYS take part in, it's a good laugh.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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Hobgoblin: Hahahaha...ShadowBladeX wrote:Remember folks!: If you don't wanna have a Hobgoblin and her gang of Goblins bonking you on the head, give them change when they beg for it...and then get bonked on the head anyway cause they find you really attractive.FlashGrenade0 wrote:And if they don't get change from a man that happens to walk by: *BONK!!*
I don't get it.Goblin: Relax...it was funny
Hobgoblin: Hahahaha
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FlashGrenade0
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That's the Hobgobby for ya. They ALWAYS go with the flow however whimsically it steers.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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GorgonMage
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Re: Hobgoblin
I saw the picture of her writing in the gallery. She's a real cutie. She's definately moving up the ranks of my favorites. I might keep a special place on my island just for them.
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FlashGrenade0
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Dude, it would be soooo surprising if her writing was somehow expertly legible despite her outward tendencies.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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GorgonMage
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That would be really funny. I imagine she was just going to draw in the book though. Although you never know. It's possible that she was going to write in her diary about the wonderful night she had with a man her and and Goblin friends caught.FlashGrenade0 wrote:Dude, it would be soooo surprising if her writing was somehow expertly legible despite her outward tendencies.
Hobgoblin-"Dear Diary-last night me and my sisters caught a man and I had snu-snu with him and it was all nice!"
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FlashGrenade0
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Oh man! I remember back on the similar thread in MGu, there was someone that did a scenario with the same premise as you had, which was a diary, only she was describing playing a game called Hide and Bonk. I'm sure you know what happened next, right?
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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GorgonMage
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Hide and Bonk is a GOOD game! Hobgoblins invented it. Well-that's what they say anyway.FlashGrenade0 wrote:Oh man! I remember back on the similar thread in MGu, there was someone that did a scenario with the same premise as you had, which was a diary, only she was describing playing a game called Hide and Bonk. I'm sure you know what happened next, right?
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FlashGrenade0
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Re: Hobgoblin
Let's just hope they don't teach to ACTUAL children though. Pretty sure they'd get boot'd from town after a 10-year old almost gets crush'd from tryin' ta wield'er club.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
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GorgonMage
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I wonder if you could convince a Hobgoblin to leave her tribe and come home with you? I'll name her DERPY!
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FlashGrenade0
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I'm sure that will be ALL KINDS'o easy to tellya the truth. Considering their capacity for airheadedness, even saying something vague like "Follw me now! *smiles*" would probly be enough to convince'er ta tag along.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.