Habitat: Caves, mountainous regions, human settlements, etc.
Disposition: Simple, ill-tempered
Diet: Omnivorous, eats anything
Demihumans that form villages and dwell in caves, etc. They look like kids, but they're mature adults. Their bodies don't ever grow any bigger than that. Unbefitting of their little bodies, they have the power to lift up enormous weapons with ease, but they are childish on the inside, and they like mischief.
They often form groups composed of all goblins, or with a “hobgoblin” leader, and appear in city streets, attacking human travelers, robbing them blind. Additionally, if the person happens to be a man, they'll rape him right on the spot. On this occasion, if one of them takes a liking to him, they'll take him back to their dwelling, and he will be forced to become their husband.
Also, in recent years they've been trying to get along better with humans. There are many goblin merchants who come to human settlements selling the precious stones and crafted works that they get from their village, but, of course, they're still goblins on the inside. Since they're often plotting mischief and the rape of human men, one can't let their guard down.
A demihuman race that dwells in villages built in caves. They look like children even as adults, and their bodies are not very large. Despite their small stature, however, they wield their enormous weapons with ease. Like the children they resemble, they are fond of pranks.
They are frequently found along highways, emerging from concealment to ambush and rob human travelers. Male travelers will usually be sexually assaulted as well. If the goblins are particularly happy with one of their victims, they will spirit him away to their village, where he will be forced to marry one of his captors.
In recent times, some goblin communities have begun to associate with humans. The villages produce precious gems and ores and finely crafted items, which they sell to merchants. However, these goblins retain their love of pranks, and they won't hesitate to force themselves on any male merchant caught unprepared.
Whoa.......new art'o the Goblin looks sooooo cute.......
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Yeah... but they also have the potential to be great merchants ^^
I love these impish little cuties, they can be rather troublesome... But I can't get mad at them... just look at them, they're so adorable, so huggable...
It's also kind of a shame that they got overshadowed by Hobgoblins, even if I can somehow understand it, I still think that regular goblins need more love.
.P.S.: It's just me or both Goblin and Hobgoblin don't wear panties?
And Kaijin you are the "Perentie" of this place, IMO.
Whoa... easy there milady.
Most people is literally glued to Hobby's front attributes, I still remember how back on the MGU Hobby's thread had more than 30 pages and more of the 95% of the post were only focused on that part...¬¬
Anyway...
As for the point you made... Maybe it's possible for both a goblin and a hobgoblin to mellow out once married, they already got what they were looking for, so they don't have the need to go man hunting ever again... and thus they can forget about the stress, the desperate need, the frustration in case they don't manage to catch a man... Without concerns on their lovely heads maybe their behavior will soften.
And Kaijin you are the "Perentie" of this place, IMO.
Sorry. I decided to make that post in large font so the (.Y.) joke showed up better.
Yes I hope that the Gobin and Hobgoblin become better natured after they get a man. Otherwise with their great strength they could be terrible bullies.
I don't understand it myself. This fasination people have with girls breasts. They're only glands guys. Not like they're magic or anything.
Frankly, I like Goblins. Sure they're simple-minded, but they're capable of understanding what's been told to them, which unfortunately is a trait that the big tit cuz'o theirs never has.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Hah. Then perhaps all they require is a leader that can teach them more effective ways of ensaring their men that DON'T hafta do with the ol' Bonk an' Drag.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
If I had to pick between the goblin and the tanuki for merchants...goblins, every time. Why? Goblins are cuter (yes I love lolis) their merchandise is probably silimar and I won't have to worry about a goblin demanding *payment* because I'm in debt to her!
Besides, I'm a sucker for a pretty face
Mina and Cassandra prove that you CAN have light and dark together!
Goblin merchants......yeah, I can see that. Definitely agree with ya on that too. At least they'd be like most other merchants in that they're just tryin' ta earn an honest profit instead'o initiatin' hostile buyouts everywhere they turn.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Considering where they live in, they would probably have a merchandise more similar to dwarves than tanukis (ores, jewels, fine crafting...).
I won't have to worry about a goblin demanding *payment* because I'm in debt to her!
Wanna bet on it? XD
Their impish nature and their natural ability to think and pull off pranks would probably offer the perfect set up for said kind of scenarios... I'm sure a goblin would be able to come up with dozens of ways to find non monetary payment methods, not to mention ways of getting indebted to her...
But then again... is it really a bad thing to happen? It could lead to getting married to a whole pack of goblins and a hobgoblin eager, willing and ready to give you some love...<3
And Kaijin you are the "Perentie" of this place, IMO.
I would definitely not object that to that. This is one'o the few gang-raep situations I could ACTUALLY see myself not hating completely.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
Hey, there's absolutely nuthin' wrong with the developed an' curvy types either. Even the plump ones are great, as my love of the Orc can attest to.
You know what the problem is with motivational speakers? They speak to much. Nowadays, the analogy "actions speak louder than words" is regarded so much as the norm that whenever motivational speakers do what they came for, nearly every person making up their audience couldn't really give any less of a flyin' fuck.
